Stupid Ass Hoes

Stupid Convos from this Group of Weirdos other tumblr: xxoni-angelxx

[stupid-ass-hoes]

Meet the squad! (same colors as our Among Us colors and ign)

Yellow (me) - any pronouns

Green (dennis) - he/him

Red (arsenal) - any pronouns

Purple (Someone) - she/her

Blue (countoten) - he/him

It was our 3rd year anniversary on December 1, 2020

[stupid-ass-hoes]

5 Stupid Ass Hoes ft. Among Us

bbq (aka me)

they/them

definition of crewmate rng (whenever i play with these fools regardless if private or public lobby I always get crewmate)

talkative in chat which makes ppl sus of them

asks everyone's locations immediately

often sus but is OFTEN not the impostor

exhausted at being good guy

pls end their misery

the type to throw an impostor round just to troll (being crewmate has made them salty)

always sus even when explained everything

usually one of the crewmates to live 'til the end (Someone has killed them once tho)

Someone

definition of impostor rng (I SWEAR SHE ALWAYS GETS IMPOSTOR)

comments alot of weird shit but ppl somehow finds her inno (is not)

elec killings

fucking traitor (bbq trusted her once then killed them in electrical)

will notice u wiggling ur butt and will be seduced to follow to check what u want to show

actually good imp ngl; bad at faking tasks both as crewmate and impostor

"pls skeld"

Countoten2

slow at typing which is why ppl sus him out; just has big thumbs

good impostor ngl; quiet one and is the type to kill in a three person group and frame the other one

almost no one suspects him if he's quiet, unless he does something stupid

passive crewmate; the type to miss a body cuz he doesn't know how the map works

probs the last one to finish tasks

arsenal

gullible to listen to ppl's opinions

either really bad or good impostor or crewmate (no in between jfc)

good at lying (fucked me up once)

passive in chat

probs laughing out loud when crewmate gets killed as an impostor

admin swipe noob

dennis

probs blind

good interrogator & good crewmate

has accidentally defended an obv impostor

door-closer

you think he'd add "idk tho" to his sentences but is actually fucking sure of his words

good at noticing things ngl; altho the type to miss a body

probs the first one to finish tasks

[muchymozzarella]

I’m remembered for two things in my high school

one is setting the science lab on fire

and the other is for drawing gay art of Ibarra and Elias that the Filipino teacher still uses in his power point

[stupid-ass-hoes]

bOI I ALMOST SET THE LAB ON FIRE TOO THE FUCK.

n yea im known for drawing elibarra in my class halp.

[stupid-ass-hoes]

You are the victorious sperm.

[stupid-ass-hoes]

Have you eaten pineapple so much you feel spongebob crawling out of your esophagus?

Yeah. Who doesn't.