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*twirls my bush in my fingers* kill him

a man can be your bitch wife if you’re lucky

stop romanticizing your problems. start sexualizing them instead convince yourself you are into every bad thing you experience

iiiusion-of-choice

Shh, bunny. A whole sentence is a lot. Use your small words. Wet? Yes, you are. Suck? Of course, little one. Whoa, that was a little too coherent, bun. Guess what time it is?? That's right! Gummy time! Here, eat this. Good girl. All those complicated things like full sentences will fade away again in just a few minutes.

Yes, I know you miss being smart but we agreed that keeping you this way makes everyone happiest. Listen to you and all your big ideas. There's nothing you can do. Five more minutes and you'll be a drooling horny mess again. I do enjoy these short talks while we wait for you to get stupid again though!

Waa? Yes bunny, here's your sippy cup. Wet? Yes, that's right, we were about to do something about that. Lay down and open your legs. Let's fuck you stupid.

getting high everyday since school got out 😸😸

traumasdoll

dad dad dad dad dad dad you're my dad dad dad i love you dad dad dad dad

whisper-kitten2

my love language is re-reading your messages over and over and over again 😌

predbaited

can i come over and just hang out and we are laughing and sharing a blunt and i pass it to you and our fingers brush when you lean in and you start being weird about it and im guilty and start feeling like i made you uncomfortable and then you drag me over and shove your hand down my pants and shotgun smoke into my mouth and bounce me on your lap for the rest of the night

or do you hate me