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[stupidsexygrizzop]

[grayintogreen]

Primus: I KNOW MY DAUGHTERS ARE WEIRDLY INCESTUAL. I KNOW THEY KILLED THEIR FIANCÉS (they’re banned from marriage now). AND I KNOW YOU’RE MORMON. NEVER TALK TO ME ABOUT FUCKING MY DAUGHTERS AGAIN.

[stupidsexygrizzop]

went to a local pride market and got to chatting with a vendor about tattoos and as they were showing it off i did a double take "hey is that a malevolent tattoo"? and it WAS. HAPPY PRIDE🔥🔥🌈🌈🌈🌈🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ariadne-mouse]

Days without a sniper attack of emotions by Luis Carazo: 0

[revvethasmythh]

i obsessed with how little it takes for kattigan to completely fail a social interaction. the efficiency.

[revvethasmythh]

thaisha's familiar is doing a scientology run into the villa aurora LMAO

[acebender]

"Someone should make a list!"

[lildark1]

Get someone that looks at you like Luis looks at his Lists

[stupidsexygrizzop]

‪Eiffel: haha hey guys do u dare me to throw myself into the star‬

‪Everyone: no‬

‪Eiffel: *shaking his head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this‬

‪Everyone: we're not‬

‪Eiffel: *floating towards wolf 359* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this‬

[mispelled]

If you had told me three years ago that my favorite w.bg character would be a sentient leg I wouldn’t have believed you. and yet here we are

[pricklepicklepie]

😚🍄

[emiko-matsui]

moonshine cybin and hardwon surefoot need each other like air and they love each other more than anyone else on earth. moonshine believes hardwon is a once in a thousand year lifetime experience. imagining them in a romantic relationship is the most awkward thing i could ever do. they both would not decline fucking the other. they've kissed several times. a monogamous relationship would shred those characters apart. they are physically attracted to each other. they are trying to get the other laid constantly. they are best friends. they are not boyfriend girlfriend. they're in love with each other. they raised a teenager together. they would die before dating. they go out hitting on girls together and then go home and sleep in one big bed. they love each other so much their stomach hurts. they are brother and sister. they stargaze at each others beauty and soul. they share traditions and family. to put those two in a romantic relationship with each other would reduce their actual relationship to something one dimensional and square.

[skipnotskipper]

going insane chomping at the bars of my cage thinking about how hardwon and moonshine would rather chew their own arms off than discuss how much they mean to each other with each other. but with meemaw it’s “how long do half-elves live”, and with jaina it’s “and that’s why i fucking worship her”………

[ratthumbsup]

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this is still one of my favorite shenanigans they’ve ever done, hardwon pretending to be a chosen guard, running away with a giant barrel and then chucking it out a window and diving after it, not letting murph talk because they have more milk puns, it’s very good 

[tiredbread]

Shroomrot- dragon of all time

[stupidsexygrizzop]

[sofhtie]

i don’t think I’m ever going to get over this line

[ID: A two panel comic of a quote from Not Another DnD Podcast. The first drawing is a full body portrait of Beverly Toegold III. He wears dark green armor with shining gold detail, holding a shield in front of him and a sword in his other hand. He has dark brown skin and curly black hair, and ashes float around him, bright against the dark sky. The second panel is smaller, a close up of the lower portion of his face, with two tears falling. Light from the ashes reflects in them. Handwritten text reads: “The world should have protected you, but you have been asked to protect it. What an honor. What an injustice.” END ID]