you're gonna kill america's favourite wizard!

he has one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine party points!?!?! (she/her/they/them) multifandom but mostly naddpod & dimension 20 | icon by @spectralelf

[emiko-matsui]

those d20 quote edits are jaw drop incredible

well i never half-ass anything so if you're in for a penny you're in for a pound

[emiko-matsui]

on fathers and their bad children.

[emiko-matsui]

posting a second one. hold on ,

[emiko-matsui]

family in flames

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[newtype-exe]

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

[emiko-matsui]

me screaming along to i won't settle for a guy with a fake job as if there's any reality out there where i settle for a guy at all

[emiko-matsui]

finally cleaned off the dead bug thats been on my wall for three years!!!!!

me: 1

executive dysfuntion: 37577382485950164

[kristenbeeapples]

murph character constants: yelling RELAX whilst obviously being the least relaxed person in the vicinity

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[unyieldingsilence]

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[emiko-matsui]

why don't we cook grapes in the microwave and eat them, you fucking fascist?

[emiko-matsui]

i don't know how much clearer i can be but i don't want any fucking terfs on this blog. not now not ever don't touch my shit

[emiko-matsui]

AMBER ALERT POST ABOUT THING I WANT TO WATCH

thanks. All I know is that it's a modern adaptation of a dramatic work of Shakespeare (maybe Macbeth or Othello or similar but don't take my word for it) where they've kept the original old language but it's filmed in modern clothes/places/tone. I think it's made by young people and definitely made somewhere in the British Isles (heavy english accents used or scottish or irish). I've only seen clips of it on reels maybe I think and would like to see all of it cuz it was very cool

[fallout-lou-begas]

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[oatmealdiva]

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏