wizard-brained fucking idiot

no

[lostintheweave]

Becoming mutuals with me should come with a disclaimer that's just the final scenes of fight club where Narrator turns to Marla and says "you met me at a very strange time in my life" with blood pouring out of a gunshot wound in his cheek and then they hold hands and watch the skyline collapse out the window.

[stupidsexywizard]

I’m abroad/afk until the end of the month.

[lostintheweave]

"No rest for the wicked, I see."

[lostintheweave]

AI checkers may not be infallible but man, when a popular fic consistently returns probability scores of 80-100% genAI on every chapter I really have to question not just the writer but also the taste level of everyone lauding it.

[lostintheweave]

View this post on Instagram

you can find me on instagram from now on.

[lostintheweave]

you might also find me on bluesky, if you want. just anywhere but fucking here.

[ava-deb]

[rowanisawriter]

2026

DO THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM AT WORK. MAKE ART THAT HURTS. ABANDON ALL GUILT AND SHAME. DONT LET THEM KILL YOUR SOUL. BECOME YOUR OWN PERSONAL GOD. GROW SPIKES. DONT LET THEM KILL YOUR SOUL

[rolex-kaard]

(coughing violently) they laced the damn story . with character

[threedollarsdotcom]

gets corrupted and unsaveable like a text file

[ladyoftheblues]

Lady Maria and the metal move she pulled in the fight

[stupidsexywizard]

there truly is nothing like the rush of a well-timed f9

[stupidsexywizard]

@dr4gonwriter it's a Karlach animation alright, for all your booby needs.

[alivehouse]

going thru The Characters tag with a daisy in my hand and picking the petals off one by one going “he wouldnt say that” “he wouldnt do that” “he wouldnt say that” “he wouldnt do that”

[earlgraytay]

Mermaids are Seafood on Steam

Gamble your blood, upgrade your luck with insider deals, and sew fish tails onto human torsos. Use the profits to pay off your debts and bri

So, I'm on a lot of game developer subreddits. The dev of this mermaid cannibalism/corporate management horror game asked for advice on how to get people to click through and play this. People universally started clutching their pearls about "oh no??? cannibalism??? a horror game where you play as the bad guy???"

.... And, uh, I can't speak to the quality of this game, but I told the dev it'd do numbers on Tumblr. Wanna help prove me right?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This looks great, I can't wait to see how it develops

[stupidsexywizard]

there truly is nothing like the rush of a well-timed f9

[smaragdine]

[lostintheweave]

Quiet nights at home. 🫠

(Yesterday from another angle.)

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."