Stupid Sayings

Because we all say stupid things. Everyone. Don't deny. If you deny, than you will be saying a stupid thing. Only stupid allowed.

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Bad Art

Attempted to draw on laptop the subject of Annabeth Chase underwater

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new religion just dropped:

antagonism

go smash that little boy's ice cream to the sidewalk. congratulations! you're a budding follower of antagonism, now!

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liking a villain culture is wanting to watch/read their scenes all the time but also wanting to stab them every time you see them

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Person A: The steaks are high tonight.

B: We're literally only walking through the city right now.

A: *points to the roof across the street where there's a cow*

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“GET WASHED!” instead of “GET WRECKED!”

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I want ice water

Or I want bubble water

Plain water is disgusting fite me™

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Parent: My child is fine.

Me, internally: All of your child's favourite characters are intense, misunderstood loners.

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i’d cry if i weren’t so damn dehydrated

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When you're a mere cat, you are not a meerkat.

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I like my men bloody and emotionally raw.

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Girl, I wanna lay you down... in an early grave.

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I'm a little walrus, fat like a grape.

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There are three steps to success everyone should know:

1.) Buy a banana.

2.) Peel said banana.

3.) Throw the main fruit away and wear the peel as a wig.

There. You are now successful.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

ICU.

Intensive Care Unit?

I see you, biatch.

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I want you to throw a squid in your best friend’s face and blame it on a pigeon

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Person A: *comes abruptly into room*

Person B, startled: *lifts up vacuum cleaner and points at A*

Person A: What are you going to do, suck me up, Buttercup?

Person B: I won't hesitate.

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Scrub a dub dub, bitch