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@stupiidrobots-blog
there walked a lonely man– silent, mute, the only man. not knowing how, not knowing why– was he the sole survivor. why should he be alive? breathing still, while others died? and the only question– why was he the sole survivor? sole survivor, cursed with a second sight. ©
“HEY THERE FRIEND! ARE YOU A WASTELAND WANDERER? A COURIER? A SOLE SURVIVOR? OR MAYBE YOU JUST LIKE ROBOTS A LITTLE TOO MUCH? WELL THEN BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU! ENJOY A LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN WITH YOURS TRULY, ME, YES MAN!”
“WE’VE GOT ENTERTAINMENT, GAMING, MEMES, ART, HEADCANONS– AND LOTS OF OTHER SWELL THINGS! ALL YOU’VE GOTTA DO IS BE AN ADULT AND CLICK THE LINK BELOW. IF YOU FAIL AT ONE OF THESE TWO TASKS– I’M AFRAID YOU CAN’T JOIN US!”
“SO PLEASE, MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL IN OUR FALLOUT FOOLS DISCORD!”
DON’T DELAY, JOIN TODAY!
“HEY THERE FRIEND! ARE YOU A WASTELAND WANDERER? A COURIER? A SOLE SURVIVOR? OR MAYBE YOU JUST LIKE ROBOTS A LITTLE TOO MUCH? WELL THEN BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU! ENJOY A LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN WITH YOURS TRULY, ME, YES MAN!”
“WE’VE GOT ENTERTAINMENT, GAMING, MEMES, ART, HEADCANONS-- AND LOTS OF OTHER SWELL THINGS! ALL YOU’VE GOTTA DO IS BE AN ADULT AND CLICK THE LINK BELOW. IF YOU FAIL AT ONE OF THESE TWO TASKS-- I’M AFRAID YOU CAN’T JOIN US!”
“SO PLEASE, MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL IN OUR FALLOUT FOOLS DISCORD!”
DON’T DELAY, JOIN TODAY!
multimayhem:
❝ HEM - HEM. Hey you, guy with the wheel? ❞
❝ Do it. ❞
@stupiidrobots
“Okay!” With that he pushed the trash can right over, immediately turning to the demon. “That was a hoot! Now please excuse me while I pick up the rubbish!”
SCREAMING
so i’m sick. got a cold and it’s kicking my asthmatic ass something feirce. gonna stick to discord til i feel better.
i got fallout 4 and i was so excited to play it only to realize it can’t run on my old af laptop so.
RIP ME.
(clcssified) "Yeah! /FUCK!!!/"
“FAAAAAHHHHH. FAAAAaaaaaaHHHHHH.”
i’ve seen fanart of human wall-e and eve and TBH it’s adorable af but Y’ALL EVE IS A MILITARY GRADE ROBOT. let wall-e be the tiny skinny boi and eve be the BIG STRONG LADY.
“Fuuuu-- FUUUUUuuuUUUU-” He’s trying to do what Eve did-- he often parroted her words. While he could understand human speech, speaking was a bit out of his comfort zone. Yet he persisted.
clcssified
Absently hovering in place, Eve’s gaze was fixated upon a delicate plant; a small, white lily that she had picked up before hand. She intently studied it, her blue pixels gave a slight furrowed brow. Scanning it, her inners let out a soft ding. Accordingly, there came a second beep. Then a third.
Interesting. A white lily? Who would’ve thought that these things were still aro-
Letting out a high pitched hum, Eve’s head perked up at the call of her name. Turning her head, her eyes flickered towards the source of the noise. Narrowing her eyes a little, confusion washed over her dark monitor.
However, knocking that clear perplexed look off her face, her overly excited companion practically almost tackled her back onto the ground. She let out a startled squeal from her machinery. Swiftly raising a hand, she grasped the edge of her spinning head. “.. Wa.. Wall-E?? Plaaaant???” She squeaked out.
Giving a small involuntary pause, her confusion had quickly shifted towards their beloved Roach. Feeling the tiny bug’s feet scamper all over her metallic covering, she couldn’t help but let out a surprised chuckle. Oh, there’s that famous laughter they all knew and loved!
Still, easing in a giggly breath of air, the giggly robot tried to cease her laughter. Flickering her attention back towards Wall-E, she tilted her head a little. “Pla.. Plant?” She choked out, in between her fit of laughter. “Where??”
How could he not be excited to see her? Eve was the most wonderful thing in his universe! Why-- until he laid eyes on her, he had no idea what those humans in the film felt. Then-- he did. What another would call an error or flaw-- Eve called per-son-ality. Wall-E had no idea what it meant, but he didn’t care.
Whenever she talked, it was like a melody. He wanted to hear more of it-- all of it. Forever.
His eyes wiggled at her giggle as he tapped his claws together. She flustered him so-- making his processes all muddy and confused whenever she was around. It was as if he couldn't’ stay on task so long as she was in the room. Which made sense, far as he was concerned. While she was nearby he couldn’t think of anything but her.
“Plant! Eva! Plaaaaaant!” He reached out, taking one of her sleek hands in his own as he tugged her along. The lily was completely unnoticed by him. It wasn’t plant. It was just some colorful thing. No no-- plant was what Eva liked most!
He scampered over the rocky earth, slowly waking from its centuries long slumber, grass sprouting here and there. It was green. So much green.
He rolled past the children who excitedly waved at him while they played in the mud. Finally he stopped before a field. A whole bunch of plant. Green and fresh and new. Ready to grow.
Looking to his companion, he whispered almost reverently. “Plant.” His chassis opened, revealing the boot their plant once housed. He held it up for her. “Plant!”
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“Plant! Plaaaaaant!”
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She’s beauty, she’s grace, and she ain’t afraid to shoot ya in the face! If you need an android that can fight and find your way back home, then you came to the right place! Be careful though, she doesn’t take too kinda to surprises!
Heavily crossover, multiverse, and oc friendly. Around 5-6 years of rp experience. Open to mutuals and newcomers but semi selective!
Preferably read the rules first before interacting! I want to keep everyone on good terms and not cause drama! Feel free to spread this promo if you like!
@clcssified gets a happy robot
“Eva! EEEEVA!” Look at how excited he was to see her. Sure, she’d only been gone briefly but to him it felt like an eternity! The old robot skittered close, waving his arms excitedly as Roach scampered across his torso. The insect was equally excited to see her, bouncing up and down before hopping over so he could crawl all over her instead.
He wanted to show her something important, gesturing to the nearby field. The plants were starting to bloom already. He knew how much she liked plant-- so naturally she’d like many plant.
“Eva! Plaaaaant!”
RULES
making this post for mobile users since the app is trash.
please read these rules carefully.
this blog is low activity and written strictly for entertainment purposes. while nsfw subjects will be minimal, due to the nature of some characters, this blog is 18+.
when it comes to writing, i am mutuals only. the askbox is open to everyone— but i will not roleplay with non mutuals through it.
main muses are claptrap of the borderlands franchise and baymax of big hero 6. however, other stupid robots are bound to appear.
you’re welcome to suggest/request muses– but note they must be robots [or androids]. no humans or organic beings will be portrayed on this blog. we’re robofuckers on main here.
do not reblog asks– you’re welcome to continue interactions in a new post. if you reblog an ask i will ignore your post.
shipping depends on the muse– nsfw may appear due to the violent nature of borderlands. i will do my best to tag such things.
if you have read the rules and are comfortable sending in passwords, throw ‘i love stupid robots’ into my inbox.
asking the real questions here.
hamadaxfighter
“Baymax- Baymax- ! Stop stop stop- slow down.” Hiro groaned and shoved his face in his palm, slowly moving gloved fingers up and through his hair. “Okay, buddy-!” He blinked, eyes crossed as he stared at the puffy finger booping his nose. “… We’re not gonna talk about how I’m definitely fourteen and not a baby.”
A hand was held out. “C’mon, Baymax. Take my hand and one foot in front of the other. I’ll take you home !”
“That’s my baby. MY BABY. Healthy baby. Baby boy.” Why had Tadashi gone out of his way to program him like this? That was a mystery. But the robot would behave like this until he got charged. Even his processes were affected-- his focus entirely on his baby.
Hiro was his charge-- Hiro was his baby. Cute baby. Soft fluffy hair. Grumpy baby. So grumpy.
“Have a bunny baby.” He procured a lollipop-- then another. And another. Lollipops were tumbling out of his fingers as if he were a pinata. Or a bad street magician.
