Self Proclaimed Gorl

She/her omnisexual transfem. I like art and video games and such! I also have a Youtube channel of the same username and profile picture :3

[femceltonysoprano]

Real

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[selfproclaimedgorl]

Genuinely how much of online media illiteracy is just teenagers who aren’t done with English class and have more internet access than they should?

[selfproclaimedgorl]

Sometimes clowning on bad takes feels like this

[pukicho]

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

[pukicho]

Hideo Kojima needs to stop naming people words so I can make my quips in peace

[selfproclaimedgorl]

Senator Armstrong is the name of the man with strong arms

[valtsv]

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

[valtsv]

[selfproclaimedgorl]

Oh

[selfproclaimedgorl]

Genuinely how much of online media illiteracy is just teenagers who aren’t done with English class and have more internet access than they should?

[hishiron]

[selfproclaimedgorl]

Me when

[flneseasonlng]

Caine and Kit.

Flappers reminded me of him.

[finnbin]

ohhhhhh my god

[cheaphalloweencostume]

your boss takes you into his office and grimly informs you that he’s unemploygnant and it’s yours

[selfproclaimedgorl]

I would rather he just publicly execute me

[oliverr-gardenn]

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

[oliverr-gardenn]

i meant road. road to success

[jellycreature]

Reblog the Toad of Success to sleep well, eat well, and have fun

[spoogliedoo]

this post rules, but it's even better when you remember re4 was set in spain

[animentality]

[pennywords]

X

[alexaloraetheris]

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

[insouciantlypersnickety]

It's a shame not adding the original source of the video, which is haitangtravel on tiktok, a channel devoted to a dude travelling with his two cats! They've been to Hokkaido, Paris, Venice, Dubai, the Pyramids and more!

(idk where the black kitten went though)

[selfproclaimedgorl]

Five nights at Freddy’s is a horror game because Freddy goes “horr horr horr horr horr horr horr horr horr horr” therefore making him a horror

[idolomantises]

Venus Flytrap

[Tapas / Ko-fi / Patreon]

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[crisis-actor]

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.