[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[lupin420]

[lupin420]

ǝuoƃ sᴉ ɥɔʇᴉq sᴉɥʇ ǝɔɐɟ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɹǝɥ ʇɐ ʞool ‘ɥƃnoɥʇ ɹǝɥ ǝɯɐlq ʇ’uɐɔ

[sizvideos]

Unbelievable mime with balloon - Video

[giantkillerjack]

Everyone always makes fun of mimes, but I’ve like never been not impressed by a mime. I want to learn these skills. 

[spiritedunicorn]

THE POOR BABY MIME FELL OVER HHHH I SHOULDNT LAUGH BECAUSE I KNOW THE PAIN OF MIMING BUT THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL

[wtnvtweets]

Getting thrown into the real world like

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[ubercharge]

no way in HELL yall thought ‘dave’s next ow shitpost is gonna be mccree combat roll screencaps’ but here we are

tag yourself im

[carrionbeast]

netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.

[twentymuleteamborax]

s/o to dewey’s stand in

[calvinandhobbes-daily]

December 27, 1985

[futuristic-linguistics-deactiva]

This is it. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life.

[sungso]

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[sqlatoon]

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[merzcar-deactivated20151231]

Z

[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

[thorneduprose]

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[batter-sempai]

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[lazer-corn]

69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

[ryuki-blogs]

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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[tinyyeosangie]

106 O.o

[j-dreamieblr52]

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109 - at this point lets just keep going, I wanna see if we can break this system

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126 bitchessssssssss

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[torrential-love]

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[follow-where-the-moon-shines]

136 that was a wild ride

[i-only-told-the-sky]

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[stuckingay]

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[satzumo]

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155 …why are we doing this and how did we get this far

[clickclackbangtan-blog]

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[venus-astro]

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[phodcast]

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[ringnail]

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[squided]

166 we will go on for as long as is necessary before tumblr fixes this

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[ten-past-three]

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[humanradiohead]

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[just-one-perfect-dream]

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[amandaroseh]

195

[gypsy-nightowl]

196…….how are we this far in????

[platybussy]

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[bottomphill]

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[11minutesaway]

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[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

207….how is this happening????

[confusedkain]

208, because fuck it!

[werewolfmonkie]

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[galacticconqueror-moved]

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[dratiniquest]

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[the-punning-ubus]

212

[tricobicofriend]

213 @puellamagialexmagica1993 @sweetcakesexualwander come join in the endless counting cycle XD

[marimewo93-deactivated20211231]

Okay! xD

214 

[then00breturns]

215 why am i doing this what is this

[paper-pilot]

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[froggy-marshwalker]

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[sirobvious]

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[mangonetics]

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[stuporman]

222... my life is ruined there's no 128

[wiratomkinder]

HE’S WALKIN ON SUNSHINE

[obviousplant]

I made a book of “magic spells” and left it at a metaphysical shop. See more spells on Facebook.

[chickenstab]

somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying

[chickenstab]

[mirriky]

This is called a bootstrap paradox and is personally one of my favourites

[42wv]

house cat

[lostinthefaewoods-deactivated20]

On Watchpoint Gibraltar, the camera for the hero select screen is in the spawn point and I like to hop up there with Winston to say hi when people are picking characters

[lordranandbeyond]

The trailer for the first Dark Souls 3 DLC is here!

[weloveshortvideos]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

[theinturnetexplorer]

you should not take acid before sitting down for a meal.

[rainbow-unicorn-banzai-party-de]

you let them escape

[proxypunch]

Beauty and the Beast looks great

[etotheoneeyeowl]

This makes me think of the other mothers hand from coraline

[batter-sempai]

This looked really cool bjt then soneone just had to mention the Other Mother’s hand.

Now I’m terrified.

[anissapierce]

I’m on mobile but I’m positive this art has a source can some1 do a reverse Google search