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@sturmhondss
Inej: I just need to hear you say those three little words
Kaz: I love you
Inej: Try again
Kaz, grumbling: I will behave.
Nina: I hate seeing you like this
Kaz: Like what?
Nina: In person
Colm Fahey: We call that a traumatic experience.
Colm Fahey, turning to Nina: Not an ‘oof lmao’
Colm Fahey, turning to Jesper: Not a ‘bruh moment’
Colm Fahey, turning to Kaz: Not a ‘major L’
Jesper: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
Wylan: Threw a grenade and tore the spider out.
Jesper: … out came the sun and dried up all the rain.
Wylan: The itsy bitsy spider was never seen again.
Jesper:
Jesper: Are you okay?
Soc Au where everyone can break the fourth wall and talk to the camera except Matthias (but he CAN see them doing it and it makes him crazy)
Jesper, about Wylan: He could literally slap me and I’d thank him.
Kaz: We’d thank him too.
Six Of Crows headcanon where Kaz is a natural blonde but dyes his hair black to match his aesthetic. Nina finds out and won’t shut up about it, never letting him forget that she knows.
Me: I’m actually so sick of cliches.
Author: The grumpy one loves the sunshine one.
Me, sobbing: omg the grumpy one loves the sunshine one
He’s a 10 but Greed bows to him - it is his servant and his lever.
(he also happens to be a melodramatic little shit with an impressive array of undiagnosed mental illnesses)
Kaz: You’re giving me a sticker?
Jesper: Not just any sticker, it’s a sticker of a cat saying ‘me-wow’
Kaz: I’m not a child, Jesper
Jesper: Fine, I’ll just take it back
Kaz: No, I earned this. Back off.
Nikolai: We’re all going to die.
Little Palace: *panicking*
Nikolai: We all die someday.
Little Palace: *calms down*
Nikolai: But its probably going to be when those volcra over there eat us alive.
Wylan: I wish there were pick up lines for friends.
Nina: There are.
Wylan: Really? What?
Nina: Be my friend or i’ll set you family on fire.
Matthias:
Matthias: Pls not again :((
Darkling: I have cultivated my Second Army.
Alina: You fucked up a perfectly good group of Grisha. That’s what you did.
Alina: Look at them. They’ve all got anxiety.
