Lorazepam and Wine

Here's a bunch of stuff I like

[getyourspoons]

[stuttershout]

I cant believe they actually gave me a medical license, the absolute madmen

[moldable]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[lora-mathis]

[found-bodies]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

this is so sad alexa can you make me some spaghetti carbonara?

[garbage-empress]

#but with bowtie pasta instead

#it’s much better :3

This is the truest thing anyone has ever posted on this website.

[stuttershout]

may God have mercy on your heathen souls

[ithelpstodream]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[architectureofdoom]

Dam and fish ladder near Ōtsu, Japan

[colorpulp]

oh. :^(

[warandpeas]

The Highway

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

[0v9]

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

[wethrowaway111111world-deactiva]

ALL 👏 CAPITALIST 👏 EXPLOITATION 👏 IS 👏 VALIDT

[misgenderingprinny-deactivated2]

Broke: sexual slavery is bad

Woke: sexual slavery is valid in a capitalistic society

[wahbegan]

Andrew Ryan wrote this

[ceevee5]

[dylanvodklebold]

[einsbern]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life