So, I Fangirl A Lot.

...................Andy/30/South Wales ................... Just a humble Andrewsarchus looking to geek out over any- and every- thing...

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[despazito]

really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi

[despazito]

[pissvortex]

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

[raxacoricofallaclitorius]

This is why they cancelled the new Stargate show, the WRAITH ARE IN THE WHITE HOUSE

[cannibalchicken]

[ghostfiish]

Not only was I the only one who ended up getting a ticket for my particular screening of the Backrooms... but also, besides the concessions staff, the entire theater was completely empty

I think I may have had the most appropriate viewing experience possible

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[tobiasdrake]

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

[the-missing-number]

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

[the-haiku-bot]

food doesn’t actually

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[alex51324]

Mold asks, “You gonna eat that?” and waits an extremely variable amount of time for an answer.

(Raspberries are its favorite; it has no self-control when it comes to those.)

[thyminee]

it’s them

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[textpostscymraeg]

> yn troi fy nghyfrifiadur ymlaen > yn analluogi nodwedd AI newydd a gafodd ei throi ymlaen yn ddiofyn > yn agor fy ebyst > yn analluogi nodwedd AI newydd a gafodd ei throi ymlaen yn ddiofyn > yn cychwyn meddalwedd > yn analluogi nodwedd AI newy

[charlesoberonn]

"Be careful, there're mimics in this dungeon. They can take on the shape of any object!"

"Wait, they can do that? I thought they just look like chests."

"No, they can grow into all sorts of shapes."

"Do they maintain that shape after they die?"

"Yes. Why are you asking?"

"I just had an idea for a new business venture."

[charlesoberonn]

[jaffacake6]

[ID: An edit of the Ikea logo to say "Mimikea" End ID]

[undeadentropy]

Necromancer to their friend in the Mimikea parking lot: hey, you wanna see something really funny?

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[hikikomoricomplex]

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

[mindblank]

"The Theory taking the Babies by storm: Nap time funded by The monsters under the bed?"

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment

[simkaye]

Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[star-shapedfruit]

POV: You are at your boring 9-5 office job, you've just gone to grab more paper for the printer and some spikey haired anime boy has just crashed through the window fighting an enormous creature of darkness what do you do

[only-tiktoks]

[justgarb]

I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

[torchickentacos]

Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This sneaky (?) bittern is joyful and whimsical!

[rockingkitteh]

NEVERMIND WE ARE SO BACK