▸ UNHHHH ( YOUTUBE SERIES ) SENTENCES pt. 3
assorted quotes & prompts from katya and trixie’s iconic youtube series ; mature content and language may be used, feel free to adjust as necessary.
❝ could you be in an open relationship ? ❞
❝ i’ve got my marital hole, and then i’ve got my cheating hole. ❞
❝ i used to pray to take away my ass hairs. ❞
❝ i was voted most likely to cause something really bad. ❞
❝ i have a friend who lost their virginity using gatorade as lubricant in a parking lot. ❞
❝ four hundred thread count doesn’t do it anymore. ❞
❝ i’m the good person version of freddy krueger. ❞
❝ back in the good ol’ blood drinking days … ❞
❝ i know what you did last summer, but i just don’t give a shit. ❞
❝ i’m the ninety-nine people in the room who don’t believe in you. ❞
❝ ugh, i hate fart stories. ❞
❝ while he was really disgusting, i was a little bit turned on by the feeling of being desirable. ❞
❝ that means blood, pennies mean blood. ❞
❝ why did i pick today of all days to turn it this hard ? ❞
❝ i have one toe out so people from the bible can’t eat me. ❞
❝ i kissed the body at the funeral. open mouth casket. ❞
❝ have you ever turned your wake into a kissing booth ? ❞
❝ i think we should quit while we’re ahead. ❞
❝ have you ever woken up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, thinking everybody is going to discover that you’re a fraud ? i do this twice a week. ❞
❝ you’re gonna look awful. ❞
❝ if we were european, would we have a kilometer-stone ? ❞
❝ having children is sort of an exercise in narcissism to look in the mirror and think: there should be another one of me. one just isn’t enough. ❞
❝ i think marriage is the killer of relationships. ❞
❝ what are you going through ?! ❞
❝ that means blood, pennies mean blood. ❞
❝ i got recognized three times at chipotle while eating a raw dog fucking burrito. ❞
❝ that’s called looking, it’s one of the five senses. ❞
❝ i have this sixth sense where i see things with my eyes. ❞
❝ what are you famous for in your fantasies ? ❞
❝ i didn’t smash your iphone, it was an eight. it still has a home button. let’s not act like it’s brand new. ❞
❝ a gin and tonic is more dangerous than a blunt. ❞
❝ i bet she had a pregnancy scare at burning man and got her whole life together. ❞
❝ i want to be your secretary. i’d like to make notes for you that don’t make any sense. ❞
❝ i wanna do crime. i wanna do crime on you. ❞