INDEPENDENT. SELECTIVE. UTA NO PRINCE-SAMA MULTI MUSE.
stxrwiish is an canon divergent utapri multimuse rp blog by Akari. this blog is home to ichinose tokiya, ichinose hayato, and nanami haruka all from the uta no prince-sama series formerly found on cryxtaltime, shiningspriing & ohayahayato. it's been awhile since i've been in his corner of rpdom so i might be a bit rusty, but I love these guys so much and, so i hope you guys enjoy playing with everyone.
She's wincing in sympathy, "Glitter too huh?" She'll have to make sure they have a treat ready back at home for the trouble. "I don't know a lot aboout make up, but I'm sure you've done your best for them."
YET ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF ASOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to be a bit silly <333
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❛ I am not merely a clown; I’m the entire damn circus! ❜
❛ I will bite you if you continue this behavior. ❜
❛ Being a dramatic ass bitch isn’t a personality trait; it’s a lifestyle! ❜
❛ Trauma? Oh … you mean, my lore? ❜
❛ why must I cite sources? is it not enough to just say ‘trust me, bro’? ❜
❛ sorry for being a perfect sweetie and a genius it will likely happen again. ❜
❛ forget about touching grass; I need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!! ❜
❛ I’m attracted to men with muppet energy and no i will not be explaining. ❜
❛ you want me to make friends with people? the thing that killed julius caesar? ❜
❛ what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom. ❜
❛ I absolutely hate that I’m not bioluminescent. Pathetic. ❜
❛ ohhhhh my god i have got to stop mourning the past or whatever. ❜
❛ you expect me to act like a normal human being? I’m wearing a turtleneck! ❜
❛ i don’t struggle with same sex attraction I’m actually very good at it. ❜
❛ unfortunately i often find out without even getting the chance to fuck around. ❜
❛ I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat. ❜
❛ all anyone needs to know about me is that i’m a dumbass and i love women. ❜
❛ sorry but philosophers aren’t impressive i came up with stuff like that when i was 12. ❜
❛ I pay my own bills; I can cuss all I want! ❜
❛ I don’t have rizz; I have sad eyes and a weird presence. ❜
❛ my demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run. ❜
❛ honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative. it's not that serious. have some fun with it. ❜
❛ dating me is like interviewing a psych ward patient. ❜
❛ being a girl with very large brown eyes comes with great responsibility. ❜
❛ i’m autistic in ways that you can’t even begin to imagine. ❜
❛ being a loser may be a phase to you but its a lifestyle for me. ❜
❛ entering a magical portal in the woods would fix me. ❜
❛ I’m lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. ❜
❛ life is so unserious just say womp womp and move on! ❜
❛ you’re vibing? In this economy? ❜
❛ just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass. ❜
❛ my primary motivators are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ❜
❛ sorry about the chaos; I needed attention. ❜
❛ WHAT IS UP GIRL you look foreboding and malicious! ❜
❛ baby i can be your problematic bi wife. ❜
❛ i don’t think any of you understand how important i am to the plot. ❜
❛ what if we are both red flags? what then? ❜
❛ any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ❜
❛ my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater. ❜
❛ i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter. ❜
❛ being a menace to society is a full time job and I am dedicated. ❜
❛ my life has been a bouquet of oopsie daisies. ❜
❛ i survive on spite, anxiety, and blasphemy. ❜
❛ if you’re not obsessed with me, why would I wanna be with you? ❜
❛ the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me. ❜
❛ my love language is being a hater. ❜
❛ i don’t get enough credit for acting far less insane than i actually am. ❜
❛ the A in my name stands for always right. ❜
❛ Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and I will continue to be rebellious until he does so. ❜
❛ I’ll see a man with long hair and then remember that I’m not above temptations of the flesh. ❜
❛ i’m going to be honest with you I’m not going to be honest with you. ❜
❛ stop asking me if I’m ok I’ll literally make out with you. ❜
❛ part of my masculine charm is that I’m literally insane. ❜
❛ are you sure those are demons bro? or are they consequences from the choices you made? ❜
❛ i do not identify as a boy or a girl. i identify as a nuisance, an irritant, a fool, and a problem. ❜
❛ praying on someone’s downfall isn’t enough i need to participate in it. ❜
❛ we all need to chill. i won’t do it first but it’s something i noticed. ❜
❛ not to sound like a Victorian woman suffering from hysteria but going to the sea would fix me. ❜
❛ the silly goose convention called; they asked if you could be their keynote speaker. ❜
❛ i deserve unrestricted access to old castles and old churches i want to know all the secrets. ❜
❛ doesn’t matter if you’re cringe or based we’re all just here to suffer. ❜
❛ I’m no longer comedic relief I’m now serious panic. ❜
❛ this is getting difficult to romanticize. ❜
❛ done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness needs a sword. ❜
❛ i am God’s silliest experiment. ❜
❛ i’m very vulnerable right now if anyone wants to take advantage of me. ❜
❛ sorry i overshared do you still think im hot? ❜
❛ I can yap for days and still maintain my air of mystery. ❜
❛ good luck sending me mixed signals; I don’t even understand normal ones. ❜
❛ not all of your life decisions have to be smart. some can be purely for cinematic value. ❜
You know, the hilarious thing about Haruka as a romance otome protagonist is that when I look at all my gacha rpers that I follow on other blogs she would 100% qualify as a Protag got most of them.
And today we go towards another dream on this endless road (oh, we will sing your love forever) Let your voice be the light of tomorrow… Wish on star (we can make dream) You will find the music more beautiful than kiss! (this love will never fade Oh, oh I'm not lying when I wish for eternity (let's sing together) I've been going against time to live with you (with our tears piling up) Oh, oh I vow with this STARRY HEART that I'll protect those tears (i want to change them into a smile)
‘ i refuse to listen to reason, i have to listen to so much already. ’
‘ if i was famous i would just knock on people’s doors and be like hello, yes, it’s me. ’
*eats a snack while looking for a better snack*
‘ taking a nap is always so risky like when will i wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 3 years? ’
‘ i’m wiping the slate clean, so i have somewhere to spill all the blood of everyone who has ever wronged me. ’
‘ horrified that other people have decided to leave their house tonight. ’
‘ to me, the cookie jar is the modern day treasure chest, and you don’t have to brush off any skeletons to get to it. ’
‘ my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am. ’
‘ grab your own butt. love yourself. ’
‘ on the moon if you don’t like something you can just throw it upwards into space. on earth if you try to do that the enemy known as gravity gets in the way. ’
‘ my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress. ’
‘ don’t worry, password. i’m insecure too. ’
‘ i should have thought about that? you know i don’t think about things. ’
‘ when you live the bart life you say ‘whoa, mama’ to the good and ‘ay, caramba’ to the bad. ’
‘ i got 99 problems but i’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all. ’
‘ i love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up. ’
‘ everything’s my fault when you just look at the facts and information. ’
‘ why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone. ’
‘ do you like bad boys? ‘cause i’m bad at everything. ’
‘ i never argue. i just explain why i’m right. ’
‘ if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i’d just laugh and search with them. ’
‘ if your family members share one of those articles about how millennials can’t do anything right, consider countering by sharing the page of a below average nursing home or even just a photo of bones with the caption: sooner than you think. ’
‘ yeah, baby, i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day. ’
‘ can i sell my feelings on ebay. i don’t want them anymore. ’
‘ coffee is just baby formula for adults. ’
‘ i think i speak for all of us, just in general. ’
‘ i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions. ’
‘ can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ’
‘ do not beef shame me. ’
‘ later is the best time to do anything. ’
‘ trying to decide if i should spend my evening reading a book or browsing social media for two hours in stomach churning guilt while thinking about how i should read a book. ’
‘ if you cannot handle me at my worst, that is fine. i am a powerful and terrifying thing and all should live in fear. ’
‘ people pretending to be cats is fine and cool but if some sort of huge animal wanted to pretend to be people then everyone is all, ‘please leave the bank’. ’
‘ are you bad wifi ‘cause i’m feeling no connection here. ’
‘ in the mood for a hug and 69 chicken nuggets. ’
‘ some times you spend so much time getting revenge you forget about getting retribution. ’
‘ never underestimate yourself. but also do not overestimate yourself, that’s bad too. ’
‘ you will never be a billionaire but there’s still time to see what they taste like. ’
‘ i don’t say this to everyone but i will barn shuffle dance on your grave. ’
‘ they will never do a live action reboot of your childhood. ’
‘ i could learn a thing or two from this? thanks for the warning, i will avoid it. ’
‘ you would think that wouldn’t you, always with your thinking things. that’s what separates me from you, the thinking. ’
‘ i’m putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me. ’
‘ sea shells, or the beach’s potato chips, are free to anyone who can find them. ’
‘ learning is the fool’s errand. ’
‘ is your name dunkin’ because i donut want to spend another day without you. ’
"Are you lost?" The idol called out to the other, a person that he'd never seen in the building before. "This area is restricted to staff only. If you tell me where you're going I'll guide you."
“I’m going to the cake shop down the street. You’re coming with so that Himura doesn’t find out yet.” The idol wasn’t really giving the other person a choice in the matter as he hooked their arm with his own and started to walk.
The music that came from the piano that Haruka was playing could be recognized as a song by one of the Shining Agency idols, though admittedly it was rearranged a little. Still as Haruka played one could almost hear the words to the song.
Tokiya and Hayato both have a habit of not introducing themselves right away to people in social situations. It's not so much out of rudeness or arrogance, but the fact that as popular idols they are so used to people already knowing who they are that the two of them have just gotten used to not having to give their names to people. As a result both of the twins can go entire conversations and have several interactions with someone without introducing themselves.
Now this doesn't apply to work or professional situations. This is because, while most people do already know them, it's much more important to maintain a professional attitude and that includes properly introducing yourself at the start of a project or when first meeting a client or team. After the initial introduction is done they won't reintroduce themselves even if they don't necessarily recognize the person speaking to them, because at that point they do consciously assume that whoever is speaking to them knows who they are. The only time they would reintroduce themselves would be if a VIP was specifically brought to meet them.
“ive decided today im making a mistake” for Tokiya! // @lured-into-wonderland
There's a long pause from the idol as he seemingly processes the statement, trying to decide if it's a joke or not. Finally Tokiya sighs, "If there is something upsetting you or that you're dissatisfied with it's far more professional to state it clearly, though I do appreciate the warning."
Just a little quick reference to some UtaPri specific things that will be referenced on this blog that you probably won't know if you haven't ever experienced the UtaPri World. I will not lie most of the info is grabbed form the wiki b/c what are words?
Saotome Academy :: A prestigious vocational performing arts school with their mission being to cultivate and produce idols and composers/songwriters who write songs for their idol partner. The school is founded by Shining Saotome, and was made possible through the earnings of his hit single "Because of (Owing to) Love."
Every homeroom teacher at Saotome Gakuen is an active idol while all the other instructors are famous, first rate poets and composers. Students are sorted into several different levels of classes; the two most prominent classes being S Class and A Class. There are several other class levels besides those two, but the only other class that has been mentioned is B Class. Romance at the school is absolutely forbidden.
Six of the seven STARISH members, and their composer Nanami, Haruka graduated from this school together.
Shining Agency :: An entertainment/talent agency that is founded and owned by Shining Saotome. The agency is also connected to the performing arts school, Saotome Academy. The agency represents a majority of the idols and actors that appear in Uta no Prince-sama.
Raging Entertainment :: A rival agency to Shining Agency. It's currently owned and run by its founder Raging Otori. Their star idol group is HEAVENS.
Uta☆Pri Awards :: It's full name is Uta no Prince☆Brand-New Award, and is the award that all new idols seek to achieve. It is considered to the be the pinnacle of new idols in Japan. It is said that claiming this title will open up the path for rookies to becoming a true idol. The Uta Pri Awards is a rare title and only appears when brilliant new idols debut.
Winners of the Uta☆Pri Awards are given one wish (if it is an idol group, all members must have the same wish), and the granter must adhere to the wish as long as it is within his/her power.
HEAVENS and STARISH once competed for this award, with STARISH winning the title, and using their wish to prevent the disbandment of HEAVENS.
Super Star Sports :: More commonly known as Triple S is an international sports event. It is held once a year, and is considered the greatest sports event in the world. Only one artist from the hosting nation is allowed to perform as the event's opening artist.
There is an artist screening concert held to find the opening artist, and artists from all genres are permitted to participate; Enka, Pop, Classical, and etc. Nearly all heavyweights from every genre participate. However, entry is generally limited to only one artist or group per entertainment agency. STARISH, QUARTET NIGHT, and HEAVENS were all participants of this event.
My current regular followers and people who don't know UtaPri are probably coming to this blog thinking that it's gonna be normal b/c I have idols here but you gotta realize that anime idol worlds are Not Normal, but UtaPri is a special brand of Not Normal.
Haruka arguably has enhanced physic senses (Clairvoyant mostly but not precognitive).
Cecil straight up uses magic in (the now closed) Shining Live, spent the entire first season of the anime cursed into the form of a cat, his prayers to his Goddesses, the muses, actually produce results, and his game route involves domonic/satanic possession of everyone else but him and Haruka in the school.
In the anime STARISH's music produces a stars, hearts, and music notes bokeh effect that's visible to everyone.
Camus also has literal ice magic.
Shining Saotome fucks around with literal time travel in his game route.
