One of the most interesting parts of life is the list of things you never expect to happen. You don’t add anything until that thing happens, and because it’s so unique, you feel like it has to be on some kind of list. This week, I had a new addition to this list. A lady came to see my show on Broadway, and… pleasured herself during the performance. I don’t think that’s ever happened at a show I’ve been in before. It was certainly unexpected when I found out. Broadway really is something else. Ladies, I’m flattered, but please do that somewhere else. @hollywoodland-hqs