❝ And I assume congratulations are in order. ❞
Well color her surprised, he was indeed somewhat lucid.
Now, this wasn’t what she’d excepted and for him to have
an ACTUAL occupation? Unheard of. There was something
about the little rant he offered that had her earlier migraine
poking its ugly head again.
❝ Perhaps a cookie for a little prize, yes?
You say you’re a SCIENTIST, what have
you exactly accomplished, then? ❞
❝ A Nobel prize would be
more appropriate ❞
❝ But I guess a cookie would work too for now. ❞
( The young physicist has a tenuous understanding of humor,
and difficulty recognizing irony and sarcasm in other people,
& hence is unable to sense the sarcasm dripping from the
female’s tone. )
❝What have I accomplished ?
WHERE DO I START ?
I started college at the age of 11, and received my
first Ph.D. at the age of 16. I currently hold the record
for being the youngest person to receive the Stevenson
Award at “fourteen and a half.’ Being a former senior
theoretical particle physicist at the CALTECH, I worked
on the string theory and its alter ego M-theory for three
and a half year after which I was promoted to the post of
junior professor and now I have to teach the grad. level
students analytically mechanics with which I got the
opportunity to change my field of study to dark matter . ❞
annaxmalina
