Death by Stereo

initiations over. . . it's time to join the club dwayne of the lost boys Semi-Selective&Private | nsfw #youmissedsxcker

[losthavenmine]

The Lost Boys (1987)

[youmissedsxcker]

           So, my laptop is well and truly deceased but I’m trying to not let that stop me from coming back. However that means I’ll be using my iPad from now on and honestly it’s proving difficult. So please bare with me if my posts look a little weird, I feel like a grandma trying to figure out technology.

[youmissedsxcker]

“Thats the lowest I’ve ever seen him: drunk on swish, dancing around with an old fucking dirty dog, eating pizza crusts off the ground… ”

           “Oh you’ve got to be kidding me.” He groaned, throwing back his head with a huff. Nope, no way was he going to feel bad about this. That fucker brought this on himself. “ Yeah well he shot me in the fucking head, I ain’t apologising this time. He can eat all the floor food he wants.”

[imaginablyy]

[castillodelmortes]

Aesthetic || Dwayne

Oh, father of the four winds, fill my sails, across the sea of years With no provision but an open face, along the straits of fear [ x ]

- all images belong to their respective owners; the one of Billy Wirth is from a photo I personally scanned.

[youmissedsxcker]

 yᴏᴜ мιssєd sυ¢kєя 

                              independent dwayne from the lost boys

                         ✝ 5+ years of roleplaying experience - 4+ years on tumblr                          ✝ NSFW content                          ✝ Open to interactions with original characters and other verses                          ✝ Mun and muse are both of age                          ✝ Semi-selective

                                    santa carla || comic shop || join us

[rockinrpmemes]

Trailer Park Boys (pt. 2) meme

WARNING:  NSFW, Drug cw & offensive language  Change pronouns to fit your muse!

“It looks like a tropical earthquake blew through here.”

“Survival of the fitness, boys.”

“It’s the old: ‘keep your friends close to get your enemy’s toaster.‘”

“I’ll just be in my shed hyperventilating.”

“He grew up as a little shit spark from the shit flint, and then he turned into a shit bonfire.”

“He kinda freaked out and threw a turkey, but it’s like… anyone would have done that.”

“When I was young I did all kinds of crazy shit, and I turned out wicked.”

“All I did was call him a ‘big mustard tiger’ I mean he had a big tiger on his t-shirt and he was all covered in mustard.”

“All of a sudden he snaps and starts smashing ___’s car with a ladder.”

“I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.”

“DUCK!! BOTTLE KIDS!!!!”

“I assure you that kids throwing bottles and trying to sell crack here, is not a normal occurrence.”

“It’s not all your fault. But 90%.”

“What kind of cop lets a man with no shirt and no pants into his police cruiser?”

“He’s basically a squatter, and he does throw a lot of piss jugs around… nobody enjoys those.”

“Thats the lowest I’ve ever seen him: drunk on swish, dancing around with an old fucking dirty dog, eating pizza crusts off the ground… ”

“Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor-cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fucking politicians, people who paint the lines on the roads: get stoned. It’ll be fun. Get to work.”

“Once I get drunk, I don’t give a fuck. I just start singing.”

“Government buildings are so easy to rob. You can walk in there in broad daylight and take everything, and no one even says anything.”

“Stop fucking calling me, I got no dope.”

“I want a boner made of love.”

“I can’t go to jail, who’s gonna look after my kitties??”

“Basically, I need cats to look after my weed plants.”

“Lost all the liquor money, that’s the way she goes.”

“You’re prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again, aren’t you?”

“And I promise to love you as much as I can, and as often as I can, under the circumstances.”

“This night shouldn’t be about dope and swearing.”

“What, you think you’re the only guy to have his cock bitten by a snake?”

“It takes all his mental abilities to cook something. I’ve seen him get pulled into a trance by bacon sizzling.”

“How the fuck can a peanut kill someone? It’s not even a person. That’s fucked.”

“Get a hold of your child, ____. You’re a wack dad/mom!”

“I mean, how many fathers can give their 9 year old daughter a car?”

“All the credit cards are maxed out in your name but I threw them in the fucking lake, so they can’t trace that shit back to you.”

“GET GOING YOU SON OF A WHOOOORE!”

“Some guys can drink and drive, some guys can’t. What IS ‘drunk?’”

“We might have to fight this guy, so whatever you do, don’t look at his gut.”

“I’m not saying I have a problem. But if I did have a problem, maybe it would be alcoholism.”

“Tell me you two didn’t just break up over some bacon?”

“You alright? I don’t give a fuck, actually.”

“My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up and wipe that stupid grin off his face.”

“Don’t tell anyone I’m living in the dump, okay?”

“My fucking thoughts have feelings of their own too, sometimes.”

“Real men don’t try and electrocute other men’s cocks when they’re taking a piss!!”

[cybrfang]

Grampa: [Unzips fanny pack to reveal a smaller fanny pack inside] Does this answer your question?

Lucy, slightly worried: I didn’t ask you anything.

[youmissedsxcker]

“I know I should feel bad about what happened. I mean, I killed a man. You know, I should feel something.”

           “  you’re going to be the perfect monster. “  WISHFUL THINKING, perhaps - but it’s his duty to boost her up as much as he could, david would kill him if he didn’t try.  “ max’s perfect little beast. have you told david yet?“

[youmissedsxcker]

screamin’ as if tumblr have actually given me my account back. well... now i don’t know what I want to do with it.. buut.. i’ll figure that out at some point this evening. i’m currently over on @feelthatfury if yall wanna follow me there in the meantime. 

[indianabananabanango]

When my friends introduce me to new people

[youmissedsxcker]

&. @cantbeatyourbike

♥︎’d for a starter.

         ❛ i’m trying my hardest to like YOU.                        but it’s just not w o r k i n g  out for me. ❜

[youmissedsxcker]

@thinhumanity |  liked for a starter.

A hand reaches up to brush through tangled strands of hair as his heavy body slumped out of the darkest cavern inside their hideout. He had awoken far too early in the day, he knew that for sure. Glittering streams of gold were trying their best to POUR themselves inside the cave, luckily they were too far sunken for that to be an issue. Though it didn’t stop him from feeling its heat trying to eat its way through the stone. 

Dwayne’s orbs are fixated forward,  and that’s when he see’s her. He knew she’d be awake, that GIRL was always awake. He’s simply neutral … uncaring on reacting to her presence.

[youmissedsxcker]

@murdercapitalking |  liked for a starter.

  ❛ You’re looking as brooding as ever. how about a nice glass of whiskey and maybe i’ll let you touch my boobs ?  ❜  His tone is riddled with his usual sarcasm and jest, anything to get the blonde out of his own thoughts. 

[niven-zen]

[youmissedsxcker]

absinthefaeriequeen:

Liz looks up from her copy of the local newspaper, smokes and coffee.  Her travels had brought her to Santa Carla, and somehow she was not surprised that one of the infamous Lost Boys crossed her path.  Raising an eyebrow sardonically, she let a smile barely cross her face.  “I may have a pretty face, but I can assure you, I”m more than capable of handling things.  Wanna see??”  Waking the lightning, immediately Liz’s eyes lightened and soon the lights in the area started to flicker.  Releasing the lightning, she turned back to the vampire.  “You’re not the first of your kind that I’ve encountered.  Name’s Liz, and you are??” 

  A coarse hand wriggled deep into the breast of his jacket, drawing out a small piece of rolling paper, sliding it in between his fingers. His leg kicked out and twirled the chair at her table to land backward before slumping his abnormally HEAVY weight into the leather.  

 Slightly CRIMSON STAINED lips parted in a dastardly smirk, continuing with his stalker like stare. he LOVED to tease. He stays silent, dark orbs continuing to stare right through her while his fingers make light work of rolling his next cigarette. His entire body slinking into cockiness, “Wouldn’t pretty like to know.”

[youmissedsxcker]

@absinthefaeriequeen |  liked for a starter.

    “ this is a  bad town,  for such a pretty face. “