Orthodox Megafist Temple Lodge

your one stop frop shop

[subgeniussequor]

[subgeniussequor]

“a weirdo CAN make it”

[star01007]

[wiionme]

[exploding-noema]

[subgeniussequor]

we’ve been recognized in shorts form

hopefully it brings in more stray subgeni

QUIT YOUR JOB!! SLACK OFF!! PRAISE BOB!!!

[subgeniussequor]

!!YES, YOU CAN HAVE THE PROCEDURE!!

!!BECOME MEDICALLY SUBGENIUS!!

The Yeti gene is recessive and can lye dormant for generations, you could be the only SubGenius in your bloodline. You can have the doctors open your third nostril, and, along with regular GLANDSCAPING, you too can whiff-read the stench of normals and pinks alike all around you. You can sell them anything… just like me!

Now i know what you’re saying,

“gee, I can’t wait till that ‘Bobtime’ train comes around the bend!”

AND LOOK OUT…here it comes nowww

it’s frightening, isn’t it?

it’s unbelievably, gut-wrenchingly, all knowingly scary…only because you don’t yet understand

QUIT YOUR JOB!!! SLACK OFF!! PRAISE BOB!!

[sillysymbol]

who out here slacking

[terebifunhouse]

take a trip back in time thirty years to Atlanta’s Most Dangerous Convention, PhenomiCon, where UFO kooks, JFK conspiracy freaks, hemp advocates, and SubGeniuses ran wild. https://atlantafantasyfair.blogspot.com/2021/01/phenomicon-conspiracy-or-con.html

[subgeniussequor]

Throughout your day you deal with the constant bombardment of pink bois, their ideas and opinions of you can numb your mind to the word of the High Epoc. Our only escape is through frop.

But ‘what is frop?’ you ask, and if you don’t already know, that means your brain is gummed up with pink voices and thoughts.

Habafrop Zipulops: more commonly referred to as ‘frop’ is the mental coolent that keeps your motor (ego) from experiencing heat-death. You may have heard two descending ideas, like that frop can be any sort of stimulant or sedative, and while this may be a stand-in until ‘frop’ proper can be procured, a Subgeni must have regular exposer to the natural stuff to keep the engine running. That which only grows by moonlight, on the graves of or from the droppings of Tibetan holy men or full grown Yeti.

[xenofact]

Get To Know "Bob's" Dots!

[dare-g]

"BOB" spotted in Wired 12/1995