This blog is 18+ and NSFW. I won't engage or interact with minors. If you don't have an age on your blog I'll block you.
She/her, somewhere around 40. Doing my happy boring thing in The Netherlands.
I'm not here for your entertainment.
If I want to see a picture or video of you, I'll ask you. I have less than zero interest in seeing your dick or watching you jerk off. And no, I'm not sending you a picture or video of myself either.
I'm not your sub, not your darling, not your sweetheart, not your baby. I'm not looking for anything or anyone.
Don't send me gifs or posts of what you'd like to do me, especially not as a conversation starter, it creeps me the fuck out and I'll block you.
I'm not your fetish dispenser. I'm not going to exchange sexual fantasies with you. Go be horny anywhere else that isn't in my DMs.
I'm not going to buy into your crypto bullshit, or click your shady links. Nor am I going to donate any money to you, no matter how terrible and heart breaking your tragic story is about the war in your country/the natural disaster in your region/how you can't pay your rent/insert sad reason here. Just don't.
Despite all that I like to think I'm generally a nice person, so feel free to hit me up if you want to chat. My sarcasm levels are high and I love quick, witty conversations. I'm a nerd with over a dozen hobbies, I'm sure we can find something to talk about.
Most of my stuff is shameless reblogs of posts that I find attractive, pretty, or otherwise interesting.
