Good Morning Institute!
.. I was about to go off on an old school Eminem song, but after my impromptu Fresh Prince performance the other day, I think it’ll have to wait.
You got me a present? Shut the fuck up. That’s so nice! Thanks, Kennedy. You really didn’t have to do that. I’ll come swing by the submissive building tomorrow, though, and we’ll chat chit about it. I’m not wiser, I don’t think, but I feel older. Only one more year of being a teenager, and then I’ve basically got one foot in the grave. What am I gonna do, y’know? Them’s the brakes. Enough about me, though – how are you? You’ve been away, I bet you have fun airline stories to tell me.
You gave an impromptu Fresh Prince performance? Please tell me someone managed to capture it on video.
I did! I was out shopping with Mom and saw it and was like ‘Yisssssssssss’ and that sounds good. My door is usually open, and I’m sure it’s not your entire foot in the grave! More like a toe. And no fun airline stories, though I did manage to take a tumble into University Lake last week. I was taking my dog for a run and she just jerked off the side and rushed towards the lake, I think chasing a duck and I got caught off guard and tripped on the lead and went straight into the lake. But that’s about as exciting as it gets.








