Sam

they/them. 23. no children allowed

[unalivejournal]

yo ur honor i did not put that q tip in my ear

[unalivejournal]

i just realized that the typo in this post still works Bc now it looks like i’m saying “yo, your honor” …. this is so aewesome

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lumpytouch]

I made a fake mobile game ad!

[lumpytouch]

I made a fake mobile game ad!

[4kpart1]

[funnytwittertweets]

[wandered-rose]

🎀 My Melody humidifier packaging | Instagram 🎀

[konoko]

[konoko]

instagram | ko-fi

[fairywomb]

pretty words by fairywomb ♥

[purestgrl]

[steelycunt]

a man so. so very boobless and assless that you could. you could probably use him as a bookmark even. if you so desired

[whyhellotherekitty-blog]

[smoluglies]

Lily of the valley 💕🧚🌱✨

[willowfey]

jungkook when he somehow ends up in the same location as trisha paytas’ baby and past life instincts kick in

[mega-taiga]

god came down to send me this message

[hadesisqueer]

I was just at the street and I found one of my old classmates and we talked for a minute. And then she asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said “No, I'm a lesbian” and then she was like “Oh, that's so great. I wish I was a lesbian so I wouldn't have to date guys” and I was going to roll my eyes when she kept saying “like I don't even like it when I kiss guys, I kinda find the idea of having sex with almost disgusting, doing it with girls sounds way better” and I was like. Girl. How do I break this to you

[hadesisqueer]

Update: she figured it out