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Welcome, weirdos!

I'm Trashie, formerly known as witchertrashbag

she/her | mid 30s bisexual | 18+ only please this is still a trash bag

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now also obsessed with our flag means death!

#about your trash bag

clytemnestraaa

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

justdecadentcollectiondestiny

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

beemovieerotica

my god. we may have found it...

littlefingies

I don't know how to make this not sound mean but I'm not trying to be mean, so please know that going in.

Listening to a podcast about bodies and eating disorders and the body positivity movement of the last decade ish and hearing someone say (paraphrasing from memory here) "body positivity was all capitalism, there were no legislative changes, just new brands of jeans"

Legislative changes are super important but I cannot emphasize enough that jeans coming in bigger sizes and fat-friendly cuts is actually a really big deal! With meaningful impacts on people's lives (including mine)! Fat people do need clothes! And you may not realize this, but if you're over a certain size (that's not even that big a size) there's a very good chance you can go to a big box store and *not find anything that fits you*. There are towns in the US where if you're over a size 18 you need to drive an hour away or shop online to get things in your size. And they're expensive! "Just buy used" if they even have your size! Fat people want to look nice too. And we face enough judgement during job interviews (to give one example) without trying to do it in clothes that don't fit or are super uncomfortable.

Actually: If you're fat and you want to look cute/hot/masc/femme/etc I cannot recommend this website enough, you put in your measurements and it lists what brands have your size. You can filter for stuff like sensory friendly, nonbinary, masc, organic, etc. It's not AI just a database.

Phoria is a platform to help plus-size and gender-expansive people build a more sustainable and ethical wardrobe they love. We’re a benefit

kedreeva

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

desolendate

im literally in tears what the fuck

viggo-mortensen

Daniel Ings as Lyonel Baratheon

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS (2026-)

#[M.I.A.’s ‘Bad Girls’ plays]#lyonel baratheon #a knight of the seven kingdoms #my lord babygirl #obsessed with this suicidal lunatic #q

texasbama

ILYA ROZANOV + BISEXUAL

batmanisagatewaydrug

Emily Wilson has inadvertently created a fascinating new way to categorize basically any visual media ever made

batmanisagatewaydrug

the notes/replies are kind of an amazing collecting of scenes that people have convinced themselves are meant to be literally understood as sex. idk man I don't think that fight in deadpool and wolverine was "meant to be understood as sex" actually I think it was a joke where the punchline was "what if there was gay sex in this movie." don't even get me started on ryan gosling and his space crab.

#oh boy #emily wilson #the odyssey 2026