full time internet hobo

a teenager that spends a lot of time on the internet and not enough time outside

[fancyfendi]

The nicer you are the more beautiful you become

[poems-and-words]

[only1600kids]

this is why police cats aren’t a thing

[a-joyfuljourney]

[thahalfrican]

A relationship should not drain you.

A relationship should be about building each other up, together as a team.

Don’t be in a relationship if it doesn’t improve your life over being single.

it’s ok to be with yourself.

[block]

[deadpoolsbottombitch]

Shoutout to the people who:

-have symptoms that aren’t visible to others

-are able to function even while in extreme pain

-hide their illness well

-who don’t “seem sick”

-who have flareups at night or other times when no one else sees

-fight a daily battle that others can’t see

-feel like they’re making too big of a deal out of their illness because “it could be worse!”

I see you out there, I feel you, you’re awesome.

[stability]

your fav is problematic: Santa

judgmental as hell

uses reindeer as slaves

doesn’t even have a pilot license

[ladybubblegum]

i don’t know what made me want to google “does santa claus have a pilot’s license” but i’m really glad i did because apparently he received one from the US assistant secretary of commerce, with the director of aeronautics as a witness, in 1927

source

[stability]

well chris evans wasn’t naked under my tree like I asked so he’s still problematic

[snailtopia]

Not sure if it’s cool or gross, but you can see the lettuce going through their head

[ahrtwurk-deactivated20160122]

Definitely cool.

[poems-and-words]

[lucidnee]

bein called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh

[morefunthanb4]

[berksome]

a happy couple might’ve gotten married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

[laneybug-a-boo]

It’s technically true.

[lunapics]

My history teacher would give you a half point or quarter point for an answer that was not wrong. This is not wrong.

[libraryoftheancients]

[celeritious]

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

[1nnunnu]

[poems-and-words]