guess who decided to go back to school at the ripe old age of 27 🥴🥴🥴
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guess who decided to go back to school at the ripe old age of 27 🥴🥴🥴
jason todd i need you bad
rewatching s2 of the pitt and robby gets on my nerves but i also need to fuck that old man so bad it’s a problem. like…
doing that tiktok trend of cop bf’s/husbands trying to cuff their partners as quickly as possible with sammy but you really have to talk him into doing it because he’s worried he’s gonna hurt you. “you’re so small, honey. i don’t wanna hurt ya.” and you’re just pawing at him and pouting just, “come ooooooon, sammy. please? it’ll be fun.” and after begging and begging he finally gives in and in a few minutes you’re kicking and squealing under him as he tugs your hands behind your back. your cheek is pressed flush against the rug, his hips pressed right up against your ass and you can’t help but press your thighs together because holy shit! he’s huge!! the second you get quiet and start biting at your lip, he’s leaning down all condescending like, “what happened, baby? you were beggin’ for it a minute ago. y’didn’t change your mind, did ya?” and all of a sudden you’re squirming for an entirely different reason and BOY OH BOY does sammy notice
need to be the girl who helps the cody’s run jobs and acts as the pretty distraction while they case whatever bank they’re going to rob next and then when they show up with their guns and masks on the day of the robbery i’m there in my heels and tiny little dress. after a while the employees start to get a little bold so pope grabs me and takes me ‘hostage’ to make it clear they’re serious. and after deran and craig get the money out, pope drags me out kicking and screaming but the second we’re all back in the van he’s tugging his mask off and grabbing my face in his big hands with his thumbs brushing over my cheeks while he fusses over me. “you sure you’re okay? i wasn’t too rough, was i?” like yes!! i’m perfect!! on a totally unrelated note, you should do that again 🥴
ohh don’t shoot me sir
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can i say something brave? i love aeon, really i do, but cleon has a hold over me that i simply cannot let go of. like that ship found me at a formative age and stuck
bruce realizing that being a parent means that you have absolutely nothing for yourself. children do not understand personal space and privacy.
dick gets scared at night and he wants to sleep in bruce's bed. fine. dick realizing that bruce has the best bed in the house and playing his games in there, scaring the shit out of him when he goes to take a nap? unexpected. dick thinks bruce's sandwich looks better than his, even though alfred made them the exact same sandwich? dick takes a bite out of his sandwich. and not a little, dainty bite--half of his fucking sandwich, chomped. and dick's just happily chewing away, like bruce hasn't been left with scraps.
dick steals bruce's clothes because they're cooler. he looses all of bruce's socks because he likes to wear them in the winter. bruce will be talking work calls in his office and dick will just barge in to do cartwheels in the corner. the worst though, is when bruce is in the BATHROOM, and dick decides that he needs to talk to bruce right then and there about some inane shit and he just BARGES IN and bruce puts his foot down. he beams a toilet paper roll at dick's head sending the poor boy right out the door.
he's mortified. and he feels really guilty about throwing a toilet roll with enough force to kill a grown man at his child's head.
dick takes it in stride through and just talks to him through the door.
bruce is so happy when jason prefers to stay in his own room or the library. the boy prefers his own, clothes too, and he doesn't really share food. and even though he knows jason's hangups are for entirely different reasons, bruce is privately relieved. at least he doesn't have to share his things with dick AND jason, lol
i want to believe that the other batboys get so caught up in how damian NEVER acts like a normal child, that whenever they see him engaging in regular kid activities™ everyone is on high alert whilst trying to preserve the moment.
tim's with kon and they walk past jon's room to see him and damian playing toy cars? they start walking faster until they're a safe distance away, to stop in their tracks and share a mutual "what the fuck???"
jason and damian are arguing, something jason says strikes a nerve, and damian just stops and breaks the stoic act. jason has NO clue what to do with himself, because nothing he's ever said has gotten a non-violent reaction out of the kid.
dick's taking damian to the cinemas, and lets him pick what they watch. damian picks a kids movie, and doesn't make comments about it seeming 'childish' or 'boring', instead he looks genuinely interested. dick goes along with it but is really taken aback.
damian's patrolling with the other boys, and sustains a mild injury. everyone's used to him fixing himself up and never making a big deal out of it. they've seen him break bones and refuse medical attention, mainly because of how the league trained him. so when they get back to the batcave, and are all getting fixed up in the infirmary, everyone's shocked when damian, sitting to the side about to patch himself up, starts crying, because he's exhausted and hurt.
whenever the boys see damian asleep anywhere but his room, they make sure to tip-toe past and tell the others not to wake him. usually when this happens it's because he's been so exhausted, that he's sat down to watch a show, been playing with titus, or doing schoolwork, and he's just fallen asleep in the middle of it. afterwards, dick especially, makes sure that damian's sleeping enough, which is hard, because no one can tell that he's tired until he physically passes out.
Brotherly love
mfw i come back from the dead and end up with 1 million new brothers that can bully me
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is he talking about his kids or the justice league? probably both
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Dick being an ass is my favourite thing
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