krb

hi! i'm krb. she/her. in my 30s. my main is @the-uxorious-krb . always working on an HRchiving project :)

[oknotgood]

beautiful blinky banners by the amazing Leo @ilyasmole

Masterlists so far:

Shane Meta part 1

Ilya Meta part 1

Shane Meta part 2

Shane's Mouth Frog

Shoon part 1

Shoon part 2

Shoon part 3

Connie from Admin part 1

Connie from Admin part 2

Roku City primer

from Cece @twirlingfreckles :

Know Your HRstory

The Vampire Marleau

Shane's Mysterious Powers

also,

The KRB Method for Having Fun and Making Friends on Heated Rivalry Tumblr

there are SOOOOO many good Heated Rivalry meta posts out there. I've barely even scratched the surface. the Meta Masterlists should actually be called Meta Beginnerlists. there are many users on this site whose posts could fill several "Masterlists" on their own. i will continue compiling and sharing meta for (hopefully) a very long time (as long as my mental illness sustains me lol).

please dm me or tag me in posts you think would make good additions! especially if they're your own!!!! seriously i LOVE when yall send me posts to be included. please never never stop ❤️❤️❤️

also i take requests!!!

(the original shane meta list happened because someone i follow asked if anyone had good shane meta posts they could send him. i did the shane's mouth frog one in a single sitting because someone commented on one of my posts asking about it.) working on a project specifically *for* someone is the best way for me to be motivated. if there's a topic or something you're interested in, send me an ask! i'll see what i can find for you. i'm serious when i say i want to be a volunteer librarian for the HR fandom.

as always, *drunk girl in a bathroom voice* i love you guys so much 😍

[oknotgood]

i am a capital-W-Worrier. i see sad lore drops on my dash, i hear Hudson say he hasn't slept, i read @hollanderthoughts ..i'm like, can i make you a cup of tea? can i bake you some cookies? can i offer you a blanket and a cat? can i hug you? can i rage at the people who hurt you? can i argue with your self esteem issues? can i tell you that it's going to be okay? please? please let me make sure you're okay. please let me take care of you. please let me do whatever i can to bring you some relief.

[ilyasmole]

embarrassingly i am actually extremely sad about the fleece being so expensive. like i expected it but i Was still hoping that maybe i would be pleasantly surprised. alas i cannot justify an over 400 dollar purchase (that's the CAD total w tax & shipping) for a merch item, even if it is gorgeous and beautiful and soft looking and Shanecore

[oknotgood]

whoops i dropped all these screenshots that i took for no reason at all! so clumsy of me!

(i do not know if any of these are handmade or ethically made or how high quality they are or how much shipping would cost. but it does say you can use klarna.....might be worth looking into....)

[oknotgood]

despite how expensive the fleece is, when i checked the site, all sizes from XS - 5XL except ONE were all sold out 😲

[luulapants]

🫣 hey. 👉👈 uhmmmmm can we talk about my OCs today

[luulapants]

If you ask me about any of them I will gab at you for ages and ages and that is a promise 🥰

[oknotgood]

hello! i would like to hear about your OCs!

[luulapants]

ok without further guidance, let's assign some superlatives!

(all of these OCs are from The Tennis Club - there's a character guide)

Most Committed to Bearding - If we're defining 'OC' super strictly, Liam Casey isn't eligible from this, since he's mentioned briefly in Heated Rivalry (the book). But I've basically made him up wholecloth and he very much deserves this honor!! He is gay and has two ex-wives and a child with each of them. He is still dating women and will probably get married again. Get well soon, Casey ♥️

Runner Up - Eli Cohen! Renowned for fumbling 'every woman in Des Moines,' he is now in the big city of Toronto where he may never run out of women to date once and never sleep with!

Best at Tennis - The goalies dominate this category, naturally, with their lightning-fast reflexes and skill for lunging. It's a matter of hot debate whether Anaheim's Dominik Vrubel or Vancouver's Jussi Kallio holds this title, despite many games they insisted would prove it once and for all. They would both rather die than admit defeat.

Most Chronically Online - Our newbie baby Cory Gordonyi aka Gordy has never met a doom he wouldn't scroll. He has a million burner accounts he uses to read everything that has ever been said about him online. He intentionally spilled water on his own laptop before his draft because he couldn't stop himself.

What other superlatives would we like to see??

[oknotgood]

Oh I LOVE this.

How bout....

Most Likely to Fail at Keeping it Casual?

Best Hype Playlists?

Biggest foodie?

Weirdest Fashion Sense?

Best at Any Sport Other Than Hockey or Tennis?

Most Likely to Become a Drag Queen?

Weirdest Non-Sport Hobby?

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya learning that Shane is landlord like Eat out the rich or whatever

[cornerofspace]

you can pry connie from admin from my cold, dead hands - i'm not giving up on her!!!!!!!

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is doing one of his favorite activites, hoc- jk its actually ragebaiting shane

[hudconera]

little gay yearning bottom eyes and big sexy russian to feast on

[luulapants]

🫣 hey. 👉👈 uhmmmmm can we talk about my OCs today

[luulapants]

If you ask me about any of them I will gab at you for ages and ages and that is a promise 🥰

[oknotgood]

hello! i would like to hear about your OCs!

[grabmyboner]

i have an update! yesterday i texted a few of my college friends if they knew how my straight friend is doing and they spilled some tea. he got married shortly after graduating and had one kid but now he’s divorced and has a boyfriend! i wish i still had his number so i could text him ”happy pride month bro”.

Oh my god the result we all knew in our hearts was going to happen but to have it confirmed wow happy pride month everyone!!!!!

[grabmyboner]

i realized that i didn’t tell the funniest part of having sex with my straight friend in college. i really enjoy bottoming but i come only like 50% of the time. whenever i didn’t and was like ”ok i’m done when you are” he was like ”bro let me make you come i’m not doing this for me bro i’m doing you a favor” and if he came and i didn’t he acted like he had just committed a crime. so he started to make sure that i came before he came and if i didn’t he didn’t allow himself to come either and then complained having blue balls. i would give my other kidney to know how he’s doing now.

Your life is like a sitcom

[grabmyboner]

when i was in college my straight friend ended up topping me every once in a while and every time he was like ”bro you are so gay and like dick so much that it makes me feel like i need to do it but it’s not gay because i’m just fucking a hole” and in my mind’s eye that’s how cliff marleau sees his encounters with men. and yes i was so desperate that i let him call me bro and just babble how gay i am to let him fuck me. and then i got a boyfriend and suddenly we weren’t friends anymore lol.

[lavenderprose]

Ilya Rozanov is not real and he cannot fuck you

[oknotgood]

You know what's coming! I love you so much. I think we're in close ish timezones because you come up pretty high up on my dash during my morning tumblr scroll so I see you often and I think, not sure, you were one of the first HR blogs I followed. And I just think you're neat

WHAT!!! Me??? Holy shit thank you!! This is so sweet! THANK YOU so much for telling me that! I love you so much!! 🥹😭😍🥰

[oknotgood]

don't get me wrong - the sex is very hot. very hot. but more often than not i find myself watching them fuck with tears in my eyes going "HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT'S HIS FUTURE HUSBAND!"

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day