Ralph Wants To Be Your Friend!

DEAD...Or perhaps, not quite...

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How have you been, Ralph? Sorry, I haven't been here in a while. Would you like a "nature" coloring book?

"Friend! It has been so long since Ralph saw you! Yes! Yes! Come in! Ralph forgives you, you're here now!"

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Hello, Lazuli here with two questions. Are you aware that you are a babey, and if so, to what degree?

“Ah? Ralph is babey? Ralph has been active since 2031, he is not...Quite sure.”

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Ralph! So happy to see you I missed you!

Ralph happily chirps back, he is very glad to see you as well after such a long time.

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animal crossing....

Ralph perks up, “Animal crossing...!”

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Ralph!! I’ve missed your hugs, can I get one for the road?

Ralph gently hugs you.

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Oh??? My GOD?????? Hi!!!!! Glad that this blog is slowly coming back to life.

Ralph returns your greeting, he is sorry that thing took so long and hopes everyone is well.

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Do you like frogs?

Ralph loves frogs! He allows them to hibernate in his pond. 

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*gives apple seeds*

Ralph appreciates the apple seeds, wondering where to plant them.

[hanniballectersboobs]

OH GOD

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ฅ/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\ ✧ Y’know, like pero pero

The mover mentioned the box was heavy, Ralph is not heavy! Mya!!

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Do you remember the mangoes? I remember,,,because it was I that started it

Ralph will always remember the mangoes

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hey cutie do you have fb?

Ralph is facebook

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Did someone ask for more Jerralph? No? Okay…

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I’ll name my first child #i'm so happy he is glad with the succulents, my second child @griddysjellydonuts, and my third child Jim.

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Ralph: Ralph will pay you $7 to have a crush on him

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"Hey, Ralph, can I give you a hug? You seem like you need one." -🌙

“Ralph is always in the mood for hugs!”

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Chaz sat across from Ralph at the table, just smiling that big smile he had only reserved for Ralph and few others. He felt like maybe Ralph could see the large amount unconditional LOVE and maybe a hint of sadness for the reset on their relationship. "So... I see you have a green rose! Someone must've dyed it for you." Chaz said with a sort of mischievous and knowing smirk.

“Ralph can’t be more happy with this little rose, he makes sure to take good care of it!” He cheerfully tells, proudly showing it to the other, though at a safe distance only to get a little bit closer as he feels more at home near the other. “Ralph doesn’t remember a lot of it, but he feels very safe with it. Like a lucky charm!”