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@succumbingtothehorrors
Welcome to the madness~ Glad you could make it
This is a sideblog for me to post my thoughts because I have a lot sometimes
About Me
Name: Ezekiel
Age: 23 bodily / 35 y/o alter
Gender: trans guy
Pronouns: he/they/xe/it/vi
Sexuality: gay
Amory: poly (but not open)
Single/Taken: Taken by my lovely in-sys husband
Alina wants me to list all my crimes I've committed in the system so I guess here's a list??? (Ezekiel - fictive of ryouma sengoku for context i guess)
1. Cut our hand open on a piece of dough (don't ask i don't fucking know either man)
2. Cut our hand open on a safety barrier (i bypassed it and it got revenge instead of the machine - don't do that)
3. Dropped a pallet on our foot (i don't have an excuse either I just held it wrong and was rushing)
4. Dropped a pallet on our hand (I picked it up badly)
5. Cut our hand open turning a key (also don't know what the fuck happened)
6. Adopted Stinger against his will (apparently this a crime in their eyes i don't know)
7. Got locked in the freezer at work (the door had to be manually opened for a bit and I could not pull it open for the life of me)
8. Almost fell off a chair (those chairs are shit)
9. Burned our mouth on coffee more times than we can count (i get impatient okay?)
10. Following the last, drinking black coffee is also an offense to everyone else
Truly some horrendous crimes I've committed against the system /j
You forgot the one where you broke a paper towel dispenser cause how the fuck do you do that?
Hey Flaire broke 3 of them in one day back in college you can't only fucking blame me
How about the time you broke the scale and it gave a negative number when you put shit on it?
You were part of that! You can't blame me for everything that happens!
Alina wants me to list all my crimes I've committed in the system so I guess here's a list??? (Ezekiel - fictive of ryouma sengoku for context i guess)
1. Cut our hand open on a piece of dough (don't ask i don't fucking know either man)
2. Cut our hand open on a safety barrier (i bypassed it and it got revenge instead of the machine - don't do that)
3. Dropped a pallet on our foot (i don't have an excuse either I just held it wrong and was rushing)
4. Dropped a pallet on our hand (I picked it up badly)
5. Cut our hand open turning a key (also don't know what the fuck happened)
6. Adopted Stinger against his will (apparently this a crime in their eyes i don't know)
7. Got locked in the freezer at work (the door had to be manually opened for a bit and I could not pull it open for the life of me)
8. Almost fell off a chair (those chairs are shit)
9. Burned our mouth on coffee more times than we can count (i get impatient okay?)
10. Following the last, drinking black coffee is also an offense to everyone else
Truly some horrendous crimes I've committed against the system /j
You forgot the one where you broke a paper towel dispenser cause how the fuck do you do that?
Hey Flaire broke 3 of them in one day back in college you can't only fucking blame me
Alina wants me to list all my crimes I've committed in the system so I guess here's a list??? (Ezekiel - fictive of ryouma sengoku for context i guess)
1. Cut our hand open on a piece of dough (don't ask i don't fucking know either man)
2. Cut our hand open on a safety barrier (i bypassed it and it got revenge instead of the machine - don't do that)
3. Dropped a pallet on our foot (i don't have an excuse either I just held it wrong and was rushing)
4. Dropped a pallet on our hand (I picked it up badly)
5. Cut our hand open turning a key (also don't know what the fuck happened)
6. Adopted Stinger against his will (apparently this a crime in their eyes i don't know)
7. Got locked in the freezer at work (the door had to be manually opened for a bit and I could not pull it open for the life of me)
8. Almost fell off a chair (those chairs are shit)
9. Burned our mouth on coffee more times than we can count (i get impatient okay?)
10. Following the last, drinking black coffee is also an offense to everyone else
Truly some horrendous crimes I've committed against the system /j
If I said my worst enemy is this godforsaken copier at work would you believe me? I should not have to fight it this much to scan my papers. It should not take me 20 minutes to scan a stack of papers.
I hate it
Is there even an active tag for kamen rider fictives?? I never even thought of it until I saw our hazbin parts using their fictive tag
So much for being the work host apparently half the fucking time I get shoved out of main front and have to watch someone else do what was meant to be MY job
Literally half this blog is just me being harassed by my headmates
I can start shit again if you wanna go
How do you have this much energy? You're about to hit 2 months in front
What did I even do to you????
Would you be surprised if I said I just like starting shit?
Alina did partially encourage this though so take that up with it when you see it next
@bringmesalt will you stop recruiting people into the fucking bullying club??????
Literally half this blog is just me being harassed by my headmates
I can start shit again if you wanna go
How do you have this much energy? You're about to hit 2 months in front
What did I even do to you????
Literally half this blog is just me being harassed by my headmates
Gotta love having to wash my hands like 20 times a night at this job. Every time you enter a new door you gotta wash them before you can touch anything
100 posts? God fucking damn
@succumbingtothehorrors get on it bro. You are so far behind me now
Do you have to do this every milestone you get? You gonna start tagging me in the like milestones too?
Thank you @succumbingtothehorrors who got me to 50 reblogs
As you just ask if I'll tag you for other milestones too the reblog accomplishes just that
Suck it
Fuck you. Why did it have to be me?
100 posts? God fucking damn
@succumbingtothehorrors get on it bro. You are so far behind me now
Do you have to do this every milestone you get? You gonna start tagging me in the like milestones too?
50 posts! Come on @succumbingtothehorrors get on with it. I should not be this far ahead of you on posts
Fuck off. I don't got as much content to post as you do
Love that I am definitely the one responsible for a black and blue mark on our knuckle but I'm still blaming Ezekiel for it because he always hurts the body in stupid ways
(I banged it off a metal door in a freezer while trying to lock said door. I dropped the lock and the key multiple times in this endeavor. Still @succumbingtothehorrors fault though)
Fuck you. Take some responsibility for yourself for once. I've done enough shit on my own
But it's so fun blaming you for everything
What did I ever do to you? :(
Love that I am definitely the one responsible for a black and blue mark on our knuckle but I'm still blaming Ezekiel for it because he always hurts the body in stupid ways
(I banged it off a metal door in a freezer while trying to lock said door. I dropped the lock and the key multiple times in this endeavor. Still @succumbingtothehorrors fault though)
Fuck you. Take some responsibility for yourself for once. I've done enough shit on my own
