Pay in cash, like sugar to keep their attention. Pay in crisp sugar bills.
And who would mind if I exploded into $10,000 in one dollar bills blowing down the street? Who would say, "That was an American tragedy, to lose a life so abruptly and with such lack of meaning?" While the bills still sifted down from the air, while people still ran around trying to grab them, a reporter might stop someone walking away, clutching a small wad of bills. "It's a real shame what happened to that guy," he might say, "one second he was walking down the street, next thing I hear a loud bang, and there's this cloud of money." The reporter asks, "What was your first reaction?" "At first I thought there was a terrorist attack going on, but when I saw the money, I knew something else must've happened." The camera might cut to 10 or 15 people chasing down the remaining bills as they get stuck in small piles, like leaves, near the door of a pharmacy, the opening to the subway. "Do you think more people will explode into money?" He looks around and laughs for a second, "Well I don't know. What I want to know is, why did he do it? Was he too proud?" After a short pause, he might add, "If it happened again, I think I would be more prepared. I might carry around a small trash bag with me from now on."
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