Alina

No one hates me more than I hate myself and that is a threat

[bringmesalt]

Welcome to my madhouse-

About Me :: Alina | they/it | enby lesbian | sys host (@the-alice-killer)| taken in sys by @celestialcecelia and @problematicpanther | bodily 23 y/o

Account Info :: This is mostly an account where I was posting my edits of myself but I'm revamping it to be a bit more of a personal blog alongside edits and art I make so yeah. The name is based on the instagram account for our edits. I just stole it for this account because I was using it for edits. I don't know who came up with the name in the first place though and idk that I want to know.

BYF/DNI :: I am a firm believer in curating your own space so I'll block if I don't like you but basics are no radqueers or transids here. Anti endos are on thin ice as well as we are a mixed origin system. I am our main avenger and have little empathy. I will be an ass if you bite, so fair warning. And don't you dare yell about a dni you have if you start the convo with me. I will curse. A lot sometimes. Don't interact if you have an issue with that. Also I am proship/profiction.

My Rentry (probably outdated a bit) :: rentry

[kyuranger-emu]

Alina wants me to list all my crimes I've committed in the system so I guess here's a list??? (Ezekiel - fictive of ryouma sengoku for context i guess)

1. Cut our hand open on a piece of dough (don't ask i don't fucking know either man)

2. Cut our hand open on a safety barrier (i bypassed it and it got revenge instead of the machine - don't do that)

3. Dropped a pallet on our foot (i don't have an excuse either I just held it wrong and was rushing)

4. Dropped a pallet on our hand (I picked it up badly)

5. Cut our hand open turning a key (also don't know what the fuck happened)

6. Adopted Stinger against his will (apparently this a crime in their eyes i don't know)

7. Got locked in the freezer at work (the door had to be manually opened for a bit and I could not pull it open for the life of me)

8. Almost fell off a chair (those chairs are shit)

9. Burned our mouth on coffee more times than we can count (i get impatient okay?)

10. Following the last, drinking black coffee is also an offense to everyone else

Truly some horrendous crimes I've committed against the system /j

[bringmesalt]

You forgot the one where you broke a paper towel dispenser cause how the fuck do you do that?

[succumbingtothehorrors]

Hey Flaire broke 3 of them in one day back in college you can't only fucking blame me

[bringmesalt]

How about the time you broke the scale and it gave a negative number when you put shit on it?

[succumbingtothehorrors]

You were part of that! You can't blame me for everything that happens!

[bringmesalt]

Watch me ♡♡♡

Love you, bestie

[kyuranger-emu]

Alina wants me to list all my crimes I've committed in the system so I guess here's a list??? (Ezekiel - fictive of ryouma sengoku for context i guess)

1. Cut our hand open on a piece of dough (don't ask i don't fucking know either man)

2. Cut our hand open on a safety barrier (i bypassed it and it got revenge instead of the machine - don't do that)

3. Dropped a pallet on our foot (i don't have an excuse either I just held it wrong and was rushing)

4. Dropped a pallet on our hand (I picked it up badly)

5. Cut our hand open turning a key (also don't know what the fuck happened)

6. Adopted Stinger against his will (apparently this a crime in their eyes i don't know)

7. Got locked in the freezer at work (the door had to be manually opened for a bit and I could not pull it open for the life of me)

8. Almost fell off a chair (those chairs are shit)

9. Burned our mouth on coffee more times than we can count (i get impatient okay?)

10. Following the last, drinking black coffee is also an offense to everyone else

Truly some horrendous crimes I've committed against the system /j

[bringmesalt]

You forgot the one where you broke a paper towel dispenser cause how the fuck do you do that?

[succumbingtothehorrors]

Hey Flaire broke 3 of them in one day back in college you can't only fucking blame me

[bringmesalt]

How about the time you broke the scale and it gave a negative number when you put shit on it?

[kyuranger-emu]

Alina wants me to list all my crimes I've committed in the system so I guess here's a list??? (Ezekiel - fictive of ryouma sengoku for context i guess)

1. Cut our hand open on a piece of dough (don't ask i don't fucking know either man)

2. Cut our hand open on a safety barrier (i bypassed it and it got revenge instead of the machine - don't do that)

3. Dropped a pallet on our foot (i don't have an excuse either I just held it wrong and was rushing)

4. Dropped a pallet on our hand (I picked it up badly)

5. Cut our hand open turning a key (also don't know what the fuck happened)

6. Adopted Stinger against his will (apparently this a crime in their eyes i don't know)

7. Got locked in the freezer at work (the door had to be manually opened for a bit and I could not pull it open for the life of me)

8. Almost fell off a chair (those chairs are shit)

9. Burned our mouth on coffee more times than we can count (i get impatient okay?)

10. Following the last, drinking black coffee is also an offense to everyone else

Truly some horrendous crimes I've committed against the system /j

[bringmesalt]

You forgot the one where you broke a paper towel dispenser cause how the fuck do you do that?

[bringmesalt]

Made a little card edit of me and my gfs.

Lanzhu -> Serenity (@problematicpanther)

Mia -> Cecelia (@celestialcecelia)

Ai -> Me

[bringmesalt]

Card Edit: Sachie Yukishiro (OC)

[Technically also an edit of my lovely gf @problematicpanther. The hand is mine she's holding even though our source characters would not be able to meet at the right ages]

[bringmesalt]

After months I finally finished the drawing of me and one of my gfs (@problematicpanther)

[succumbingtothehorrors]

Literally half this blog is just me being harassed by my headmates

[sixfeetalive]

I can start shit again if you wanna go

[succumbingtothehorrors]

How do you have this much energy? You're about to hit 2 months in front

What did I even do to you????

[sixfeetalive]

Would you be surprised if I said I just like starting shit?

Alina did partially encourage this though so take that up with it when you see it next

[succumbingtothehorrors]

@bringmesalt will you stop recruiting people into the fucking bullying club??????

[bringmesalt]

I don't really have to do much honestly. You give such good reactions it's easy to convince others to start shit with you for fun

♡♡♡

[bringmesalt]

Love being a host where either you front for a few hours to deal with something / hang out or the brain traps you in front for a month with no warning or real reason

[doomedbyfate-brokenbydesign]

NSFW //

Plural thing of writing smut about your source because why not. Bonus for when you write about stuff that happens in the system and make it seem like you just thought of it. At least it's hard to run out of ideas when you can just pull from your own adventures in the system more times than not.

[bringmesalt]

Just don't do it at work

- signed one of the ones who has written smut in the work break room with 0 fucks to give

[succumbingtothehorrors]

Still love the fact I'm the one alter in the system that somehow acquired a bullying club???

It's just so bizarre this is what happens to me. It's funny as hell getting harassed and fighting back. We enjoy the bickering with each other to pass the time.

But me, really?

[bringmesalt]

Yeah cause you're a dumbass. You picked the fight and we just continued it.

Much love from your favorite menace ♡

[succumbingtothehorrors]

You're not much better than me. You do stupid shit all the time too

You're the one who dropped a piece of dough on your face. How do u even manage that?

[bringmesalt]

At least I didn't drop a pallet on our foot

[succumbingtothehorrors]

STOP BRINGING THAT UP IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[succumbingtothehorrors]

Thanks @bringmesalt & @doomedbyfate-brokenbydesign for bullying me enough to hit this milestone

[bringmesalt]

You're welcome, bestie ♡

[doomedbyfate-brokenbydesign]

@succumbingtothehorrors

I got to 10 posts in a day. How did it take you 5 months to get this far?

[succumbingtothehorrors]

In my defense I got like nothing to talk about. I do our job and fuck off so

Fuck you♡

[doomedbyfate-brokenbydesign]

You certainly don't shut up at work though. Feel like you could have a lot to post if you tried.

[bringmesalt]

Stone's gonna join the bullying club lol

[succumbingtothehorrors]

Don't you dare encourage that. I deal with enough from you as it is

[doomedbyfate-brokenbydesign]

We'll have to see. Maybe I will join the group. That is up for debate.

[succumbingtothehorrors]

Here I thought we were friends. Our sources are both evil and you're turning against me :(

[bringmesalt]

All 3 of our sources are technically evil, idiot. Also you and me have sources that canonically killed people, he does not as far as i am aware so we should be closer than him and I'm the ringleader of bullying you

[doomedbyfate-brokenbydesign]

@succumbingtothehorrors

I got to 10 posts in a day. How did it take you 5 months to get this far?

[succumbingtothehorrors]

In my defense I got like nothing to talk about. I do our job and fuck off so

Fuck you♡

[doomedbyfate-brokenbydesign]

You certainly don't shut up at work though. Feel like you could have a lot to post if you tried.

[bringmesalt]

Stone's gonna join the bullying club lol

[succumbingtothehorrors]

Still love the fact I'm the one alter in the system that somehow acquired a bullying club???

It's just so bizarre this is what happens to me. It's funny as hell getting harassed and fighting back. We enjoy the bickering with each other to pass the time.

But me, really?

[bringmesalt]

Yeah cause you're a dumbass. You picked the fight and we just continued it.

Much love from your favorite menace ♡

[succumbingtothehorrors]

You're not much better than me. You do stupid shit all the time too

You're the one who dropped a piece of dough on your face. How do u even manage that?

[bringmesalt]

At least I didn't drop a pallet on our foot

[succumbingtothehorrors]

Still love the fact I'm the one alter in the system that somehow acquired a bullying club???

It's just so bizarre this is what happens to me. It's funny as hell getting harassed and fighting back. We enjoy the bickering with each other to pass the time.

But me, really?

[bringmesalt]

Yeah cause you're a dumbass. You picked the fight and we just continued it.

Much love from your favorite menace ♡

[bringmesalt]

Also really gotta update the block list here. Maybe tonight if Stone's blog gets it we can do mine as well

[bringmesalt]

I'm missing some edits i made here huh. Guess maybe I'll go queue them when I find the files again