SKY.

[suchvelvet]

Well..

[suchvelvet]

Uh guys? :x

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thedetroitsavage:

?? What’s going on??

AH it’s nothing.

[suchvelvet]

OOP.

[suchvelvet]

😫

[suchvelvet]

💁🏻‍♀️ You do you.

[suchvelvet]

Wait, what things do we have to discuss exactly? Like why after all these years of nagging at you, you still leave the toilet seat up? That kind of discussion?

[styles-clash]

While @suchvelvet is off signing and moving product, it’s up to your champion to feed the Jones Gang.

Since Avery’s suggestion of chocolate chip waffles for dinner disqualified all of them from decisions, I’m asking the group. What’s an easy and filling dinner for three boys and a picky girl that’s trying to survive on macaroni and cheese cups and M&Ms?

[styles-clash]

Update: Eggs, ham and biscuits it is!

[suchvelvet]

Success. I should leave this to you more often.

[suchvelvet]

👀👀

[suchvelvet]

Wait. So I still have a functioning husband? And those paychecks are looking sweet.

Interesting morning though, the boys wanting to check out the big 2K announcement and what do we see?

Shame I have had to find out via a press conference that he’s the cover star. What a way to find out. HE KEPT THAT ONE A SECRET! @styles-clash, Is this why you were ignoring me?

[styles-clash]

Two legs, two arms, one brain and a working giggle-stick. Yep. Paychecks? We off “what’s yours is mine” finally?

Ronda as one heck of a DLC.

Well. It was that or tell them that the Impact Zone is a Kingdom Hearts 3 world. Gotcha!

[suchvelvet]

Giggle-stick.... The names you come up with. :L 

Ahem, finally? Excuse you. No, definitely not. I was making a point there, the more money you earn is more in my pocket. Hence the paychecks are looking sweet. 

I hate you.

A lot. 

Sometimes.

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suchvelvet:

I had to laugh though about the question of how his family reacted to the news and he’s like “oh I haven’t told them yet…” L M F A O. They’re stoked about it, telling all their friends about it, should’ve seen them when he got his own action figure!

I’d kill Ethan if he didn’t tell me any of this beforehand, so like I said, I imagine AJ’s going to be in the doghouse tonight?

Aww, I can only imagine how they were about the action figure! 

[suchvelvet]

It was literally surprise mother fucker! Or trucker, as he says. Nah, how can he be in the doghouse? I’m proud of him. Just doesn’t excuse the fact he’s a little shit sometimes and does this. 

 (: Yeah, they’re awesome kids. Love their dad.

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suchvelvet:

Someone has some explaining to do. It was surreal, we turned it on and all of a sudden there he was. Like, SO THAT’S WHERE HE WENT. …Unreal.

The boys must be so excited though to see their dad on the cover though! 

[suchvelvet]

I had to laugh though about the question of how his family reacted to the news and he’s like “oh I haven’t told them yet...” L M F A O. They’re stoked about it, telling all their friends about it, should’ve seen them when he got his own action figure!

[suchvelvet]

Someone has some explaining to do. It was surreal, we turned it on and all of a sudden there he was. Like, SO THAT’S WHERE HE WENT. ...Unreal.

[suchvelvet]

Wait. So I still have a functioning husband? And those paychecks are looking sweet.

Interesting morning though, the boys wanting to check out the big 2K announcement and what do we see?

Shame I have had to find out via a press conference that he’s the cover star. What a way to find out. HE KEPT THAT ONE A SECRET! @styles-clash, Is this why you were ignoring me?

[suchvelvet]

Help a girl out? Any tips on how to make sure her husband doesn’t end up killing himself after this weekend? Any advice is welcomed.

[styles-clash]

You know…sending me a selfie of the newest undies purchase guarantees me coming home in one piece. Like they did in WW2.

[suchvelvet]

I can’t even with you AJ...

[suchvelvet]

Help a girl out? Any tips on how to make sure her husband doesn’t end up killing himself after this weekend? Any advice is welcomed.

[suchvelvet]

You signed up for that the moment you married me. Someone has to keep on top of things when you’re away, right huh?

Shouldn’t you be more concerned about MITB first, champ? I can definitely work on something though.