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@sucker-for-remus
Let it be known that 1. Remus John Lupin is the definition of chaotic academia and 2. He, as an adult, is the king of swagger. Only he could get away with playing music, snacking in class, and sassing his students.
That’s it. That’s the post.
Remus: Do you ever question your decisions and wonder whether you’re really a good person?
*James and Sirius next to him, lighting Snivellus’ robes on fire*
Sirius: sorry, love, what did you say?
James: what are you insinuating? *Snape flailing around with his robes alight and blazing*
I like to think that once Remus told Sirius about aliens, he went batshit. He asked Remus EVERYTHING and Remus would answer with the most ridiculous things he could think of until it backfired on him one day.
Remus: *backing Sirius against a wall* You know those jeans look really good on your arse today
Sirius: Well why don’t we go upstairs and you can gobbledygook me all you like.
Remus: *storms out of the room to question all of his life decisions*
Sirius: I thought you said that was the martian work for fuck
Sirius: *drunk* I think I will live this year through an alcoholic haze.
James: *whispering to Remus* is he okay.
Remus: Not entirely sure but didn’t we all see this coming.
Sirius: OH MY GOSH HORSIE!! *there is no horse*
James: nope, definitely not okay. Remus get the puke bucket.
Is it too much to ask for my own person Remus lupin
HELL YEAH
Weird I don't remember typing this
There needs to be an avatar-esque tv show about Percy Jackson
I mean you simply cannot tell me that “‘Um… Would this be the super-dangerous prophecy that has me in it, but the gods have forbidden you to tell me about?’
Nobody answered.
‘Right,’ I muttered. ‘Just checking’” is not nearly identical to an interaction between Sokka or Aang and anybody.
Sirius (angrily busting into the dorm room): You! I’m going to fucking kill you
Remus (startled): Me?
Sirius (sweetly): Not you handsome, you’ve never done a thing wrong in your life.
Sirius (angrily turning to James): You! You fucking meathead, what would possess you to sign us up for the Hogwarts karaoke competition?
James: Oh! Lily told me I didn’t have the balls to compete against her, Marlene, Dorcas, and Mary so I told her that the Marauders can out sing them any day and then I signed us up.
Remus (horrified): You didn’t…
James (grinning): Yep! We just need to pick a song, I’m thinking Teenage Dream might work-
Sirius (yelling): Are you deranged? Remus, love you sweetie, singing sounds like a cat being tortured and you have zero rhythm. You know we’re going to make a fool of ourselves and lose?
James (grinning): Of course I know. But Lily loves being right so I’m gonna do this for her. Us losing will make her happy and I love making her happy.
Sirius (incredulous): You- I- Did- Oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw. This is the WORST idea you’ve ever had! Also, we’re NOT singing Teenage Dream
Sirius: … bohemian rhapsody and you will hit that high note James if I have to kick you in the balls
*Remus and Sirius on a picnic date*
Remus: here I picked these flowers for you
Sirius: awwww thank you babe
*A deer suddenly bursts out from the bushes, sniffs the flowers and eats them.*
James: thanks for the snack guys
Remus: *through clenched teeth* No problem
James: Ooooo is that Manchego
*James and Sirius arguing in the dorms*
Sirius: OH YEAH, WELL CAN YOUR BUTT DO THIS! *starts twerking*
James: YOU BET YOUR BONY ARSE MINE CAN! *twerks back*
Remus: *enters the dorm* One day. Can’t I have just have one normal day
Sirius: *starts violently twerking toward Remus* Moony whose arse is better
*on a nature hike*
Lily: It’s beautiful out here
Remus: And quiet
Lily: too quiet
Remus: Did we lose someone
*cut to James and Sirius trying to befriend a bear*
*james and Sirius cartoonishly running away from the bear, arms flailing behind Remus and Lily*
Lily: I’m sure they’re fine
*on a nature hike*
Lily: It’s beautiful out here
Remus: And quiet
Lily: too quiet
Remus: Did we lose someone
*cut to James and Sirius trying to befriend a bear*
I like to think that they were trying to take selfies with the bear and the pictures get progressively more panicked. Like In the first Sirius and James are smiling and the bear hasn’t noticed them yet and then the next is when they realize the bear is not friendly and so forth.
Peter: What is considered a punishment as a kid but a reward as an adult?
Remus: Death.
James: Remus no.
Sirius: spanking
wolfstar headcanons
remus was taller than sirius
remus used to lift sirius onto the counter when they were making out (and sirius almost fainted the first time he did this)
whenever they were standing together doing nothing, sirius used to leave hickeys on remus' collarbones
he had to stand on tiptoe to kiss remus
remus always brought that up to tease him
remus was the big spoon
remus kisses him awake every morning
every morning, sirius turned around to make out with remus
they were usually late to breakfast for...reasons
remus tops. i mean come on
whenever remus flirted with sirius, sirius was a flustered mess
sirius carries remus' bag when he was too tired after a full moon
remus loved running his hands through his boyfriend's soft ebony hair
they were always touching. not in a sexual way, but like they would always be holding hands, or remus would be braiding sirius' hair while he talked to james
this one time for christmas sirius sat under the tree, completely naked apart from a bow around his neck, saying he was remus' present
needless to say, they didn't make it down to dinner
sirius loved distracting remus while he was studying
he almost failed an exam because of this
they loved kissing and could do it all day if they could
after hogwarts, they got married and lived together in a cottage in the woods
nobody. died.
and then they all lived happily ever after.
the end.
I feel like Sirius would sputter like Winston bishop when he was teased for believing in Santa when Remus would flirt with him
