Oh look, another BNHA incorrect quotes blog

I'm Rose, I’m 22, they/them, and I'm here because I love incorrect quotes. I’m so sorry that I’m not original. (Banner image is from Inspirobot, icon is a screen cap from the anime). There is no rhyme or reason to when I post, except that it’s usually horrifically later than I should be awake. I’m also a grad student so posting will probably be pretty sparse. I just do this in my free time. I am so so sorry if I make posts like other incorrect MHA blogs, I try not to follow them so I don’t take their ideas. I’m mostly just trying to make stuff I think is funny. Most of my content is shipless, but I do dabble sometimes. Feel free to use what I post. Just put me in the tags or whatever. If I tagged it as something I said or a friend said, just tag me :)

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[sucrose-rose]

MHA characters as some of my favorite out of context quotes from the Drawfee YouTube channel

Hawks: Your pigeon man has arms and thick meaty thighs, and that really bums me out.

Kirishima: Having your nips out is punk

Dabi: You can do a murder and still be sexy

Kaminari: At the end of the day, I'm the mayor of YuGiOh and I know that I'm always right

Aizawa: I have nothing to look forward to other than death

All Might: Ah beans I hecked it up again with my son

Present Mic: Keep truckin' and keep Bugs Bunny fuckin'

Jirou: Waluigi fucks, dude.

Iida: Do you guys wanna hear a funny belt anecdote

Uraraka: Nothing should be underground

Sero: I choose to believe math doesn't exist

Wild Wild Pussycats: You're gay for one of us, you gotta be gay for all of us, like the Three Musketeers

Snipe: What are cowboy hats if not fedoras of the west?

Tetsutetsu: What if you died and went to heaven and god was just like a big horse

Twice: I deny the bone lord. Oh no I'm out of cookies

Eri: Baby recognize baby

Mirio: The thing is, if you don't leave space for the bone lord, he gonna make space.

Bakugou: Sometimes you're just permanently built to fight

Izuku: Are we human? Or are we Luigi?

Tokoyami: Is feathers hair?

Shinsou: What would a neopets hookah look like?

Ashido: Become the yeehaw you want to see in the world. I believe Gandhi said that.

Aoyama: What's a diamond if not two triangles sitting butt to butt?

Hagakure: Contentment and pity...contitty

Shouto: Women are, typically, much larger than a starfish.

Mei: Does Thiccy Mouse haunt your dreams?

Kouda: All bee do is choose king, have war, make honey, eat hot chip, and lie.

Toga: Horses are god's himbos

Asui: We specifically requested no more legs

Yaoyorozu: Name ten waters

Shigaraki: Horseshoe crabs are bottoms

Monoma: Muppet rights

Endeavor: I'm gonna do some wiener hinting

Stain: Yum yum yum it's me, yogurt boy!

Fatgum: It's friend shaped

Nana: God gave us spoons, they're called hands

Midnight: But if Godzilla does not have a fat ass...

All for One: If god's ever been mad at anything I've said, he hasn't done shit about it. So he either doesn't care of he's a coward.

[sucrose-rose]

Kaminari: I’m terrified of the Backstreet Boys.

Hound Dog: Tell me why.

Kaminari: [Bursts into tears]

[sucrose-rose]

Shinsou: Is Uraraka always like this when she loses?

Izuku: Oh yes.

Shouto: You should’ve been there for the great Jenga tantrum.

Uraraka: [half the furniture floating ominously] YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT.

[sucrose-rose]

Present Mic: Long hair is such a romantic power play. I’m in your bed, your car, your butt crack, u can’t escape me.

Aizawa: …

[sucrose-rose]

Inko: Hey what’s the name of the guy who lives two houses down?

Izuku: His dogs’ names are Walter and Rose

Inko: Thats not what I asked.

Izuku: That is all the information I have.

[sucrose-rose]

All Might: Isn’t it supposed to be ‘you saved my life now I owe you’?

Deku: Nope. The other way around. You saved my life and now I’m your problem. You don’t like it? Kill me.

All Might: wait

Deku: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.

[sucrose-rose]

Aizawa: Uraraka, for the love of god, come down from there.

Uraraka, floating near the ceiling: I see no god up here.

Uraraka: OTHER THAN ME

[sucrose-rose]

Kaminari: There’s a weird light in the kitchen so I’m either getting murdered or abducted. I’ll keep you posted.

Kirishima: What if it’s Slenderman?

Kaminari: Then it’s marriage.

[sucrose-rose]

Aizawa: This is a mistake.

Present Mic: A mistake we’re gonna laugh about one day.

Aizawa: But not today.

Present Mic: Oh god no, today’s gonna be a mess.

[sucrose-rose]

Kaminari: [walking into the room where Bakugou, Sero, Ashido, and Kirishima are hanging out] Are you guys in the mood for a quickie?

Sero, choking: WHAT??

Kaminari, confused: A quickie! You know, those egg tarts from Fontaine…?

Bakugou: Idiot, that’s a QUICHE

[sucrose-rose]

Izuku: Kacchan… would you care if I was bi?

Bakugou, not looking up from his homework: No, because you’re 15 and the only thing you’re fucking right now is stupid.

[sucrose-rose]

Aizawa: You ok, kid?

Shinsou: Yeah, why?

Aizawa: I mean I just watched you slip down a couple stairs, lay on the floor for a few minutes and then start singing the baby shark song.

[sucrose-rose]

Kirishima: Why we’re you up yesterday until 3am?

Sero and Kaminari: How did you know we were up until 3am?

Bakugo: We could hear you idiots clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

[sucrose-rose]

Recovery girl: Describe your average night.

Kaminari: They wear suits of armor.

Recovery girl: No I mean at bedtime.

Kaminari: They probably take it off.

[sucrose-rose]

Dabi: I give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if I die. I don’t care if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and I suddenly drop dead one day I want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. My treat.

[sucrose-rose]

Bakugo, cooking with Kirishima: Ok now beat three eggs.

Kirishima: Ok.

Kirishima: At what?