Why is everyone talking about Valentine's Day?
Easier said than done, honey. We’re not in fourth grade anymore, it’s not socially acceptable to go up to every guy in our class and say “Will you be my valentine”. It’s just not done! I’ll be rolling in candy the day after Valentine’s, I guess, it’s cheaper then.
It's Valentine's Day. It's like, the only day of the year when that's actually acceptable. They make pieces of paper to hand out to everyone that say that, y'know.

















