I like cute and funny things

she/her 25

[evilgirls]

i’ve literally never been more obsessed with a tiktok comment

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

[writing-prompt-s]

After years of searching, you have finally found a genie’s lamp. However, you did not expect to release the Akinator, who will only grant you wishes if he can correctly guess the wish based on yes and no questions.

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

does anyone else remember that episode of icarly where Carly was upset about something and Sam and Freddie came looking for her and Spencer told them that she was in the shower because “She takes really long showers when she’s upset” and then Sam and Freddie asked him how long he thought she’d be in there for and he was like “Idk she took a chair in with her”????? 

Cause honestly? mood.

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Dad I know how much you love smashing a ton of apples and one (1) lemon well no longer will you have to use your bare knuckles for such a task

[everythingfox]

Synchronized sneak attack

(via)

[sloppystyle]

alright bro im boutta head out

[noelleian-deactivated20190923]

So what you’re saying is, raccoons have the ability to defy the laws of physics by folding their bodies into higher dimensions of time and space 

[hoenngarbage]

I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

because all u do is watch phineas and ferb

[hoenngarbage]

They sent Candace to the moon the other day.

[4gifs]

[sexysalomonandthecurtainchild]

This is exactly how physics does not work.

[toonbitz]

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

[benpaddon]

[wentworthsbitch]

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

[gransmells-archive-deactivated2]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST

[allhailweegee]

[smindersonfan]

Oh, wow.

[princecarlton]

[gaynfl-moved]

rip tumblr user pizza, you would’ve loved tumblr+

[tangerinedream]

i just want a girl to look at me and hope i’m gay

[oifelixcmerebrou]

[2-point-5]

tomska scares me in a very specific, john mulaney, bdg, neil cicigera way and idek why.

[2-point-5]

[goblincore-aesthetic]

Mona Lisa and her possum.

[laughconfetti]

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

[pretentiouslimericks]

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whorat-deactivated20230419]

i want to be in a relationship where when we're alone it's really calm and soft and cute but in public its bastard time™️ like babe go put on your most over the top batshit crazy outfit we're going to cause trouble and look sexy together

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[kittygallore]

Took this awkward photo of my cat while cleaning out the patio