these spiders are irradiated

Oops! All Ivy im over 18 (18-20 range) im wasian. sorry im not human nor do i have a gender. got two "girls" (Ivy, GLaDOS) in me and some hidden guy (Ollie) but idk where he is rn it/its 👍 [im a girl ONLY for lesbians. no one else FUCKING refer to me] i post nsfw stuff sometimes ranging from like. artistic nudity to like softcore porn tbh. so just beware

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[orcbara]

i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights

[lyinginbedmon]

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.

[bastam]

There's no such thing as emotional cheating tbh you could say that shit about anything. what, am I emotionally cheating on you with this ant crawling along my sleeve right now? See how fuckin dumb that sounds? Yeah, exactly. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not cheating on anyone.

[Quietly waits for you to leave and then sends a knowing look to the ant]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[corruptimles]

[willgrahamscock]

[wee-toe]

[willgrahamscock]

WHY ARE YOU PEEING INTO MY POST

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[jadeseadragon]

[lectorel]

Let's not cooperate with mama

[moonsheen]

Always lovely to see how universal the experience of getting a very unwilling and strong minded toddler into the car seat can be.

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[viperosedae]

the worst extremely low-stakes consequence of societal fatphobia is when a low-calorie/""""healthy"""" recipe is actually good and suddenly everyone thinks you're sharing it as a diet aid and not because it fucks hard

[viperosedae]

anyway put some frozen raspberries in a bowl and pour just a leetle bit of cold oat milk over it and the oat milk will semi-freeze into a kind of ice cream texture. and now you have fake raspberry ripple ice cream that's 90% raspberries by volume

[hippy-craic]

[ghastlycaffeinated]

women should be mean to me

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written