Tiny Ricky Adventures
Writing cute shit to get through the day at work.
Tiny Ricky has the tendency to adventure without warning any adults. So this will cause him to be discovered in odd locations. In the cabinet, in the attic, under a bed, at a TV Studio, at a diner. Mort tries to stop this behavior but also just gave Ricky a bracelet that has a tracking device along with his phone number.
Probably called Rocker “Mr. Boyfriend” after asking Mort who the ‘fancy guy’ on the TV was and Mort went “I think that’s your Grandpa’s boyfriend...can’t remember his name...” Took a long time to switch over to ‘Mr. Rocker’.
Likes bringing home ‘friends’ IE: Creatures you should not bring home as friends.
Has also brought them to school. Kindergarten class got very exciting when a random deer walked in.
If someone seems agitated he likes to hand them a lolipop. Said agitated person will either take it because ‘aww cute kid trying to cheer up’ or ‘their guardians are glaring at me I will die otherwise’.
Will keep snacks in that fluff he calls hair. They’re all wrapped but...yeah. Reach into there you might pull out a packet of m&ms.
Has a box of treasures, like that nice rock he found while going on a walk with his grandpa. A Baseball card he found after he started digging in a back yard. A random animal tooth. A guitar pick that was shiny. You are considered special if he lets you see the box.
Mrs. Jason from down the road is not special she’s not allowed to see the box.
Likes playing ‘Drama Doctor’ where his stuffed animals are always having life threatening diseases. And considering he’s still pretty smart at this age and does like learning whatever he can he can get extremely specific with the diseases.
Though he likes to default to lupus when he’s not feeling creative.
