[sugarpeasdropem]

4 am and I can't sleep again. Why is this me? Why can't I just be ok...

[myblissfulsuicide]

Source: depressedrachel

[chasekip]

top 10 pokemon gold leaked prototype sprites

10. funny fish guy

9. ghost friends

8. pikachu’s little cousin

7. the most circular boy around

6. phanpy but hes just chillin

5. this thing

4. big chin eel

3. bald igglybuff

2. just a dog with some nice hair

1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[loki-cat2]

[sugarpeasdropem]

The only thing worse than waking up at 3 am with a panic attack, is when you finally do get back to sleep, you have nightmares about work, inducing even more anxiety. And the only thing worse than that is waking up to see it's April and it's snowing outside....

I'm tired and today is going to be a bad day

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

presenting the safest kittens in the world

[thecatladyy-deactivated20190322]

Oh dear god

[corgisandboobs]

St. Bernards are not real. They can’t be.

[acerodons]

Common Cat Breeds

American Shorthair

Siamese

Vampire

Gingerbread Loaf

Literal Cloud

Attempted Murder

Dark Matter

[obviousplant]

Small Talk: Dos and Don’ts

[deadcrushing]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[itspronouncedvercace]

I haven’t even seen this movie but I know this version is better

[deploy-gay-clan]

First toxic. Now this. Why is Tumblr trying to kill me!!!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

View this post on Instagram

When the server brings my food.

[danakscullly-deactivated2019030]

Fangirl Challenge: [4/10] tv shows ⟼ The IT Crowd

Well that’s easy to remember! 0118 999 881 999 119 725… 3

[katswenski]

My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[r-truth]

I want a petition for Jimmy and Naomi to never stop dancing

+ bonus

[swan2swan]

Kylo: “And did Master Skywalker tell you the whole story? How he tried to murder me in my sleep? It was self-defense!”

Rey, a fleshed-out character who isn’t Super-Emotional Because She’s a Woman: “And then you blew up the temple? Killed the other students? Were they your friends? Did they have families? Was killing Han Solo self-defense?”

[brotherskywalker]

RIGHT?  Like even if Luke did that, which OOC but okay, how does that remotely absolve what Kylo did in retaliation? In fact, the only thing it does it make me think, “Fuck, Luke was right. He should have killed you back then.”

[azuresquirrel]

#especially since luke says he looked into ben’s head and saw he was already working with snoke and planning to betray everyone#he was already an evil fuck#if he wasnt his first reaction after burying luke under a house would have been to call his parents#be like ‘mom and dad uncle luke went nuts and tried to kill me please help’#instead he decided his next and best course of action would be to mass murder all his fellow students and fight for space nazi’s

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“One guy thought about trying to kill me once and so I let some zombie motherfucker talk me into blowing up planets, murdering children and killing my own father who had absolutely nothing to do with the other guy considering killing me”

- Kyle Wrong, explaining his Super Tragic Origin Story

[priscellie]

Kylo Ren is a school shooter.

[swan2swan]

And there’s @priscellie with the most succinct description of Kylo Ren you could ask for.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sums up his character completely

[inanimatecarbongod]

Much as I’m enjoying the Shkreli schadenfreude, this is unfortunately well said. Not sorry that the ghastly shit is going to jail, but he’s not being punished for the right thing.