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YOU ARE THE REASON

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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step 1: get engaged!
step 2: tell all ur friends how engaged u are!
BROWNIE FUDGE SWIRL ICE CREAM
if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real
en garde motherfuckers
I will always remember Christopher Lee as that horrifying moment in the LOTR commentaries where Peter Jackson says he started to direct him on how to act like he’d been stabbed and Christopher Lee goes “no no peter dear, when someone is stabbed like this, THIS is how they look, they don’t make a sound, air just leaves them all at once” and peter jackson remembers in that moment that lee was in the secret service and just slowly backs away.
where my texas boys at..
“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*
life is like a giant mushroom
FIrst law of robotics: they can’t cum
me: why the fuck am i not walking?!
the chat: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwadswwwwww
didn’t realize the context for this was video games at first and thought it was a lot funnier without it
Me after I do anything mildly embarrassing
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
For those that wonder about Cars anatomy, here’s Thomas the Tank Engine’s true form
Thanks! I hate it!
My kink is being a Texan and saying Happy Holidays to Christian white people and having them passive aggressively reply Merry Christmas to me, knowing that they will go home and write a lengthy Facebook dissertation about the war on Christianity that I’ve begun to wage in my humble Jamba Juice. That really gets me going
My favorite character: *exists*
Me, having no concept of liking things in moderation: I would die a thousand deaths for you