wurd' zum wolf ich unter schafen

C4 ▪️ 🔞 ▪️ it/they ▪️ bi ▪️ adult

[lestatfag]

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

[anneapocalypse]

I love bisexual fans and bisexual characters and bisexual OCs and bisexual headcanons and bisexual ships and bisexual stories and bisexual friends and bisexual art and being bisexual. 💙💜💗

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[storm-of-feathers]

LIKE if you love the water slug

REBLOG if you love the water slug

IGNORE if you hate good things like water slugs

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

SUBNAUTICA 2 2026・dev. Unknown Worlds

[rolameny]

the belief i have in my ability to carry any amount of stuff home if i am equipped with my backpack and two reusable totes is hubristic to a degree that the achaeans fighting at troy could only have dreamed of

[escuerzoresucitado]

[rosehathawhey]

I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land.

THE ELDER SCROLLS IV: OBLIVION REMASTERED (2025)

[lousolversons]

'these two fictional men don't need to kiss to show they're in love uwu' actually they need to knock cocks in full 4k hd uncensored

[qelflinq]

archeologists forever finding ancient little statues of fat women & animal people yet we still hating ? its been our favourite shit since we were apes and if u don’t understand this u need to get hit on the fucking head

[goth-queen]

[iwannarunawayandbeapirate]

got curious because idk how well-known this is internationally so:

Are you familiar with twist bread/Stockbrot?

Yes; I'm German

No; I'm German

Yes; I'm not German

No; I'm not German

Nuance button

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

[aloha-from-angel]

My best interaction ever i love humans

[c4tto626]

he could just lie down but nooo gotta awkwardly half-stand there. butt up. 😂

[literalnobody]

no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me

[c4tto626]

aaanyways. i got the window open i can hear birds and i'm eating fresh watermelon with my tits out. life's good 🍉

[c4tto626]

not to be german on main but i was video chatting with my sister and the us-american side of my family and i got up to crack the window cause it's cooling down outside and i like the pleasant evening air and my mother in law goes "oh wow you're opening the window! we've lived in our current house for 12 years and we've never done that!" and i kind of shriveled up and died inside whattt do you meeeaaannnnnn?????? don't you want some fresh air?? don't you want to hear some birds outside??? but then i remembered these people are hopelessly addicted to arctic air conditioning and live in cookie-cutter suburbs with identical houses and barely any trees or birds so i guess. why open the window huh. i couldn't do it i'm german i need to lüften 🪟