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I hate the suburbs so much it’s unreal bro
Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe
PSA
@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.
Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.
So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:
You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times
and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose
And ruin the article formatting.
update:
the comment section is coming for you buzzfeed
drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? ;)
Dairy Queen
that was some real shit you just said homeboy lets go to dairy queen
I’m about to tear up this plate of chicken tenders
GREAT! LET’S BOUNCE!!
mah boi
kid’s meal
me when someone literally just says the name of one of my hyperfixations
A Kind Alien™ ingests her liquid.
I was scammed out of 1300USD for a service dog by a site I thought was legit.
I need help because it looks like I won’t be getting a dime back. I need this money to pay for training and vet care for my service dog.
https://www.facebook.com/donate/668432374077911/?fundraiser_source=external_url
Bank told me to file a report with Zelle. Zelle told us they don’t do that because it is a friends and family app.
They said we can file with the police but we more than likely will never see the 1246$ I was scammed out of by some old prick who took advantage of a disabled person in need of a service animal.
The site is golden-pups.com and the man said his name is Isaac Woodson. We signed contracts. We spoke for 2 weeks. We received pictures of the dog. And then suddenly the dog was ‘stuck in denver due to travel bans’ and I was supposed to receive her today, October 19th 2020. I have not heard from the ‘seller’ nor has the company used to drive my dog here ever sent an email that didn’t look like severe spam mail.
I am in desperate need of help to raise the 1300$ I was scammed. It is supposed to cover my future service animal. Leslie Jones from SNL donated 4k to me. The rest was for training and obedience and the harnesses and things I needed to make doors easily openable for my service dog.
I have limited mobility and was recently told I could also potentially be going blind. It is crucial that I make up the money lost for vet care, obedience, and service training.
The Nutcracker dance you’ve NEVER seen before!
fuckin amazing 👏🏾🔥
this is the kind of art I want to see in the world
watch it without sound and you still know when every note falls. That’s some Damn Fine choreography!
OMG, the smile on the guy in the middle. LOVE.
the most appallingly graphic murder ever put to animation
He faking that apology. bitch knows what he’s done and he cool with it
Youtubers’ apology videos
having a hyperfixation feels like this image
he stood in the rain and rolled around in puddles it’s possibly the cutest thing EVER
The costume team: And a little dirt to add a smidge of character. :)
Henry, about to go bellyflop in a puddle: Yeah thanks.
I am losing my goddamn mind over here
J = JudeMyBug
D = DaAnimeDragon (we go back and forth)
J: Shion was staring at the dirt whe Nezumi came through the window.
D: He sed yo bud wanna go play catch
J: Shion was like “sure, Ken!” and they played ball. Nezumi was the dawg.
D: They creadted imaginary friends to play the other poristionds likle out fielder andf first besemen
Shion fell and Nezumi came running like Shion as he grabbed his arms and caressed his rib cage thoughtfully.,
Thx nene shion said to the thoughtful cezuumi
Nezumi was like score and he lifted jhis eyebrows fastly
Wooh shion thought as he internally mnoved his eyebrows at the speed of light
Suddenly Kaworu rised from the gorund and was like suop may gay-bies
Rthey both gasp and karu smirked
Kaworu approached sassily with well intent. He wanted Shion and Nezumi to become Eva pilots/
“get in the dam robot shion
Shion was like k and they went in the robot and Kaworu seeped through the wall to guide them on their journey.
Shion started to cry begus it hurt hiom when the robot was hurt but luckilt nexuumi was thereer to comfort him
Nezumi was like “I will save you Shioon” He gave shion his brows by letting them string off into the atmosphere and Kaworu digged it. They were fighting in Sanic Land
Sanic showed up and made wired ear shattering schreeches of demonic computer vibrasions and static then left.
Kaworu digged it.
An angel showed up and neZumi got out of the robnot and kicked it and that resulted in nezumi breaking all but one np-ne; the brain bone.
Shion caressed his head and poured eye jusices on it to stablility.
Karu then tratrted to pilot the robot then he fight uit but gadp! Shibnju was in another robot fighting it ont the otgher side of the angel!@!!@ and then they hig in the robot and tdefeatr the angle /
Shions life force was sucked away by nezumis brain. Kaworu ascended to a higher form of being where he met nezumi and talked a good chat with the nezumi/
Nezumi lieked jarworu erxpect that he didn’t like shhion so he triued to fight him but the shinji calmed kaworuy down byyr slamming huis head into a piano “all better”
Kaworu enjoyed the sanity check and began to utstretch his arms form under the pianio and played the song with great stability
D: Thwey werer all enjouying it until neximi pulled out a kniofe and trued to stack them but he couldn’t because he was a brain
J: Kaworu killed thema allt twioth the amrss.
J: Fiimn
D: fihnawlre
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