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suigetsu hozuki • affiliated with unionem • appartment 3.023 • occupation: barista • spouse: yukito • child:

[suigetsun]

newlydreads [yukito]

Suigetsu never pegged himself for the type to eventually marry. He wasn't too fond of the idea of settling down and raising a family, he was perfectly happy by himself to be quite honest. But in this situation he wasn't exactly given a choice, so instead he'd decided to swallow his pride and make nice with his new partner to avoid any unnecessary conflict. He didn't like the prospect of being forced into a marriage, and he was pretty sure that this Yukito guy wouldn't be too thrilled about it either, so why make things harder for both of them?

He'd arranged for them to meet outside the city walls by a lake, an ideal location for him should the situation turn sour. After all, he had no idea what kind of person Yukito was. For all he knew, he could've been a master assassin in his previous life. It was better that they met somewhere secluded just to be safe. Despite his fears, Suigetsu had chosen to leave his Executioners Blade at home in case Yukito was some kind of pacifist or had some irrational fear of large swords. Yes, he'd put a lot of thought into this meeting indeed.

He stood along the bank, arms crossed, grinding his sharp teeth anxiously. He had no problem talking to people, but he was a little fidgety at talking to someone he'd call his husband. Maybe if he treated it like a joke it would help... but that would be going under the assumption that Yukito would have a sense of humor. Did he really wanna run that risk?

At the sound of footsteps hitting grass, he started sweating. Yes. Yes he did wanna run that risk. Humor was his only coping method, and he needed it now more than ever. With a strained grin, he turned to the approacher.

"Hey there, hope you didn't have too much trouble finding this place!. I'm Suigetsu, nice to meet ya," He then met the others gaze, maintaining god-like composure as he prepared his next line, "I gotta ask... did it heaven when you fell from hurt?"

Wait, what? No. No that wasn't right. That was really wrong. He blew it. They'd just met and he already wanted a do-over. Unbelievable.

[suigetsun]

wet n wild -open-

[kusaliebe]

     Hakaze had been minding her business, not meddling in the affairs of others, just heading to the store, when she was suddenly attacked. The hurried footsteps and deranged laughter was the first thing to alert her and once her eyes registered the sight, she saw a man charging at her ridiculously oversized cleaver for a sword. How was he even holding such a thing!? She quickly stuffed her hand into her purse and reached for whatever she could find, which happened to be a pair of nail clippers, and began reciting, “Tree within the tree…”    Before she’d even finished, the nail clippers decomposed into tiny flecks of blue light and she herself was swathed and outlined in the same. She had used her magic for highspeed movement and had seemingly teleported out of harm’s way, ending up on the opposite sidewalk. She turned and looked over at her attacker, but her hardened, angry expression had changed to one of skeptical, confused disbelief.

   Mood whiplash. Hakaze watched as the large sword fell and clanged on the ground and listened to its weilder sputter in embarrassment. “What—” She looked up from the sword to his red face, but her eyes moved back down to the area he was trying to cover with his hands, which was noticeably wet. “What is wrong with everyone in this city?!" Hakaze’s own outburst rang through the streets and after a car had passed by, she marched back over to the other sidewalk to faced own her wet-pants attacker.

   “What were you going to do if that,” her left hand sharply pointed down at the sword, “had hit me!? Not that it would’ve mattered, but that’s beside the point. Why are you attacking people at random? Why do you even have that?” She was ready to lecture him and possibly fling him across the city. Hakaze would’ve normally handled the situation with a little more grace, but this guy looked like he’d really had an accident, so tact was clearly out the window.

[suigetsun]

Now he couldn't see well through his tears, but he was pretty sure that girl had just vaporized herself. Of course nothing really surprised him, he was a ninja after all. He'd seen his share of bizarre jutsu, especially considering where he'd been holed up for about 3 years of his life. Still, it just showed that she would've been a pretty interesting opponent. Why did this have to happen now...

"Y-You don't need to yell!" He snapped tearfully. She was pissed. She was really pissed. He didn't know what he expected but it certainly wasn't that she'd scold him like  a child, "It wasn't gonna hit you! You got out of the way in time, right?! There was no need to worry! I just wanted to fight somebody! Do you have any idea how boring it is to just sit here so leisurely everyday? I'm a swordsman I have to fight people! I carry that weapon with me everywhere I go for that purpose!"

He could see the cold judgement in her eyes, he knew too well what she was probably thinking about him right now, and it made his face heat up even more to where he though his skin was seriously going to boil. But hold on a minute... this girl had some kind of strange ability right? Maybe- just maybe- she would somehow be able to at least help him hide the little puddle on his pants. He inched a little closer to her, staring her down intently.

"Hey... you've got a weird power right?" He muttered, hoping that it in turn would prevent her from yelling anymore, "I'll make a deal with you. If you help me get rid of the stain, I won't attack people anymore. Whaddya say?" His desire to fight was gone by now. All he really wanted was to go home and hide under his bed. He had no pride left to lose, so there really was no harm in asking for help.

[suigetsun]

intro! right right!

hello!! my name is haley!! I'm suigetsu and also hiyori asahina! i meant to make an intro on her originally but it slipped my mind uh oops,, but um!! I'm really excited to be both of them and i really like the setting at un and everyone is really nice!! i look forward to meeting more people here!! if you want you can follow me on twitter @ TSUKlNAMl and we can talk about how great ninjas are!! (its a locked account but ill accept anyway//) uh yea!! yeah?? thats all, thanks!!

[suigetsun]

wet n wild -open-

A fight- that was what Suigetsu itched for the most right now. More than anything he wanted to get in a good fight. Not the kind where the other guy would end up in pieces after the first few minutes, but the kind where the outcome took hours of vicious sword-slinging to decide. Since coming here, he'd found that his life was lacking a certain thrill, one that could only be achieved through the mutual bloodlust of two capable parties. But seeing as how this particular environment was meant to be one based around peace and the reconstruction of a mundane society, it didn't seem he'd be getting one anytime soon. A shame really, as he'd already seen numerous passerby's who would make fairly suitable opponents. It was a waste of potential in his opinion. 

But surely there had to be some way to satisfy this nagging craving of his. True, it wasn't likely that he'd find someone who would fight him willingly... but if he were to, say, force them into a situation where they had no choice but to fight... well was a different story altogether! It was perfect really; he'd simply wait in the shadows until another resident came along and BAM! He'd fly out, sword unsheathed, and have his brawl! Of course he had no intention of killing anybody, that would just cause needless problems. He'd just tussle, maybe leave a bruise or two, and be on his way. It was pretty much fool-proof!

With the blueprints of his scheme in mind, he slunk to the nearest alley and crouched there, sporting his shark-toothed smirk, and waited.... and waited......... and waited still......... It really figured that the minute he came up with a brilliant idea, there'd be no one around to implement it on. He huffed, pulling his water bottle from its holster and slurping indignantly. Just then, there was the faint but unmistakable sounds of footsteps gradually drawing closer to where he lay in wait. This was it! Finally, the chance he'd been waiting for was upon him! Overcome with excitement, he drew his Executioners Blade, and charged out to meet his opponent, swinging the sword madly with delight 

"You're all mine sucker!" He laughed rather maniacally.

But just then... he felt a damp sensation just below his belt line. He ceased all movement and he felt his face grow hot. Fearfully, he glanced down at his pants and sure enough, right in the center of his crotch, was a wet stain. In his haste, he'd neglected to secure his water bottle, and the cap had flown off, splashing it's contents onto his groin. He dropped his sword and hurriedly covered the area with both hands. 

"N-No! No! It's not what you think, I swear to god!" He stammered, his blush and shame both increasing with every passing second as he practically sobbed his excuses.

This... had not such been a fool-proof plan after all...

[yamazekis]

[suigetsun]

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