Shit Dog

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

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YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

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one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

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When I fell asleep in all my clothes as a kid my mother would call it ‘ready to roll’.

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It’s literally turtles all the way down babey !

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wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

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This is a horror novel

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buzzfeed unsolved: supernatural

ghost: *slams door*

short guy: :0

tall guy: :/

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You only realise how inaccurate the media is when they cover something you know a lot about

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There’s a lot I don’t understand about steampunk fashion. What activity is someone engaged in that requires eye protection and allows for a top hat at the same time?

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also what’s the point of gears that don’t attach to anything

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Два вечно удивлённых изумруда на плюшевом серебре :3

Два вечно удивлённых изумруда на плюшевом серебре :3

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“two perpetually smiling emeralds on plush silver :3”

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“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

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The opening to pokemon let’s go is so strangely unnerving

Why does he wake up standing in front of his TV?

What is he staring at his hands for??

Why does he look around his room like hes never seen it before???

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me coming to my senses after five straight hours of astral projecting to play Dr. Mario

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Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

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this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

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me: *sees a small child*

me: i envy your young brain’s plasticity for natural language acquisition