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Sloane Vazquez, Esq. She/Her. In-house Counsel. The Pitt RP. Original Character.

[sullenflaws]

I can already hear the scurrying of feet when people hear me coming down the halls…

Hi, just Sloane here! Reminding you of your constitutional rights and legally protecting PTMC.

hi friends! my name is allison and this is my second oc account for the pitt rp. i follow and like from @tornsparrow, my orthopedic surgeon oc!

here are bio basics for sloane!

born: new york city

age: 27 years old

height: 5’7

sexuality: pansexual

sign: taurus

marital status: single

education: bachelors of arts from columbia university, juris doctor from penn carey school of law

mod is 21!

minors do not interact in any nsfw manner!

oc is open for friendships & ships

my ask box and dms will always be open and i am super friendly!

I AM NOT OFFERING LEGAL ADVICE. DO NOT TAKE INFORMATION FROM THIS BLOG AS SUCH.

[tornsparrow]

OOC!

hi all! i will be removing my ocs from the pitt verse and having them work independently in a fandomless world at this time. i've had a lot of fun here, although not without its ups and downs. i no longer feel welcomed here as i once did and i don't appreciate the treatment that my ocs receive, which have started to stem from a more personal level with muns disliking me. i put a lot of effort into my characters and fleshing out who they are, but it feels as though i've been blacklisted. i've seen it in the asks and the lack of interaction. it has often felt like i am being punished for having ocs who don't follow unspoken guidelines on how to be a 'good woman'. i no longer want to be in an environment that holds this view of a 'one-type woman' so closely to their hearts. and i have felt backlash for my number of ocs and "stealing plots", despite plot lines either being thrusted onto me without asking or the other mun/oc initiating it first. it's incredibly isolating when my ocs are nitpicked over every little detail while there are other ocs doing the exact same/similar things.

i extend my sincerest thanks and love to those who have welcomed me with open arms and provided my ocs with care! thank you for allowing my ocs to exist and carry out their stories. big, BIG thank yous to those who have supported me in making authentic women, who i love to coin as 'bitches who bite'. thank you to those who have allowed Grace, Sloane, Elizabeth, Gwen, Juliette, and Sienna to be women of all sorts of worlds and dynamics.

[aaangieli]

Any guesses on what I’ve been up to this month…?

[sullenflaws]

PLEASE take me next time PLEASE

[sullenflaws]

Just the basics!

[aaangieli]

So chic!

[sullenflaws]

Thank you, pretty lady!

[sullenflaws]

Just the basics!

[sweettooth4thepitt]

may 📸 dump

(even though this month made me feel like that same 15 year old kid who wanted to disappear:<)

just a bunch of shit i’ve made and me spending 50% of my free time with my slo fairy princess baby sugar plum angel @sullenflaws 😽💗

[sullenflaws]

The best time ever with my favorite girl!

[sullenflaws]

One of the very few photos of baby Sloaney!

[sullenflaws]

The saxophones are so loud today

[sullenflaws]

hi ily

Hi, Vivi! I love you too!

[aaangieli]

Photos from the gala that I never posted!

[sullenflaws]

Oh, hello, pretty lady!

[sweettooth4thepitt]

pics from my early dinner with my favorite sheep 😽😽😽😽😸😸😸💗💗💓💓💗💗💗💓💓💓

(she doesn’t know it yet but i’m inside her brain n we’re getting married!!)

@sullenflaws this is us btw

[sullenflaws]

Steak dinners for us forever…..

[noralindberg]

make sure to tell the journalist guy that you need a lawyer before you answer his questions 🙂‍↕️ it’s part of your miranda rights

@nursemarlboro

I’m sure in this case they have good intentions and just want to talk about my podcast BUT I will absolutely keep this in mind both for this coffee outing and the future!! 🫡

[bensononthebeat]

I’m going to get booed and stoned for saying this but, sorry, that’s not how Miranda rights work. They protect you from the police. Which, again, I am not.

Dr. Lindberg, you can decline to answer anything at any time, and I won’t press.

[sullenflaws]

As an attorney, I feel as though I’m going to have to hold a seminar reminding people what Miranda rights are…

[sullenflaws]

So if I wanted your help suing a guy who hit me with his car, could you help?

- @quettzalli

I could probably point you to the direction of a good personal injury attorney. Message me!

[sullenflaws]

Number one pet peeve — people who can’t stop talking about themselves

[thebowitchprojects]

She’s so pretty. I like her so bad. You guys don’t understand. She’s so gorgeous. She’s so fuckfi n g gorgeous m.

[sullenflaws]

These photos are misleading, it's like you fear me

[sullenflaws]

Last night’s outfit.

[sullenflaws]

I feel like I’m hallucinating