modern fem!caldre headcanons 🪖
cal has short hair that she keeps cutting while she’s growing it out because she gets depressed and it mats up
really thin (might be genetics, might be anorexia) but is cursed with a bigger chest
average height for a woman - 5’1-5’2
i’d say fits into a gloomy coquette and grunge aesthetic. really likes henleys, flared jeans, and either boots or dirty pink converse. tried to be cutesy and polished, but can’t withstand it more than two days
is sickly pale. cannot be in the sun for more than an hour without severe burns and hives. also doesnt get nutrients such as iron
natural makeup if any at all
LOVES strawberry scents such as strawberry poundcake by bath and bodyworks. also really likes sandalwood
has a bad obsession with beauty due to trying to fit in. pretty doesnt get her picked on as bad
stoner4lyfe. hates alcohol. hides it well from her parents (they don’t care about her)
called creepy or uncanny by peers
horrible driver— has hit every curb ever and cannot maintain a steady speed or stay in the lines
extreme masochist and attention seeker
favorite director is lucifer valentine and quentin tarantino
ADHD and depression. very dumb and very sensitive
favorite solo artist is nicole dollanganger
loves all types of metal and grunge
bleaches her own hair, naturally a dirty blonde
long, wavy dark brown hair with a side bang. has some highlights done by cal while being impulsive
used to look very boyish out of insecurity, but grew out of it but still pretty masculine in personality and looks. man spreads, cusses, fights, rarely wears dresses or skirts, no full face makeup
doesnt really have an aesthetic— just likes darker colors and green. dark wash jeans, dark colored boots, dark eye makeup. rarely wears “cutesy” shirts but has
horrible anger issues. most likely has BPD
coconut scented products only. perfume, body wash, shampoo. only coconut.
taller than average height of a woman, 5’6-5’8. loves being tall
thin but muscular in the arms
tans beautifully in the summer, doesnt even need tanning oil
hates attention, hides from cameras or covers her face
always brushing her hair—nervous habit
amazing driver, however has wrecked a couple of times and tickets. she just likes speeding
always avoided by people because of her rbf… and openly negative opinions of them
alcoholic, but doesn’t mind weed. coors light is her fav
country music and industrial metal are always playing
loves all horror movies, especially gore ones like terrifier. however, cal’s faux snuff films she hates. she doesn’t like boring movies
codependent, toxic loop relationship— very on and off with each other but can’t stay away, especially andre
andre does skincare and haircare because of cal’s influence
andre loves messing with people, especially men online. will kill cal if she did the same
cal is the only person that can comfort andre just by speaking. sucks she’s the cause of a lot of anger and sadness (sometimes on purpose, sometimes not)
andre and cal either smoke together or drink together. hates when other people are there with them when they do it.
cal is very easily influenced by stronger personalities, like andre’s. they are copies when you speak to them. if andre doesnt like someone, neither does cal. unless cal wants attention from andre.
cal loves brushing andre’s hair. shampooing it, and doing massages. andre loves treating cal like a doll or a puppy
they’re together almost 24/7. they even work in the same place together
cal’s not allowed to pick the movies. however, every time she was able to andre liked them
cal gets outwardly jealous and will throw fits, but gets over it in a week. andre grows more and more angry about it until it’s too late
andre is honestly a big bully to everyone, even cal. gets worse if she sees cal is affected by it
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