Trust me, Phoenixes are hot

Scythes! Boats! Hand them over!

So forceful…

Hand them over, Reisen :)

N-no! My boat! I had to build it myself because Lady Eirin grounded me!

My boat!

I will beat your ass, hoe.

Oh, really? You think you got what it takes? Well then…

Come at me, rabbit!

Locked and loaded.

(OOC: Ignore the ending, pls)

dastump

i’m going to have you two look at this cool device i found for a sec

the two of you were NOT going to fight, only to complain to each other about how your respective bosses don’t pay you enough.

have a nice day

Weird… suddenly I don’t feel like putting her back in the dirt anymore…

You know what, Reisen? Me neither. But, I suddenly feel like lettin’ my anger out on my boss…

We should form a union! With my eyes and your skill, we’ll have no trouble getting the respect we deserve!

dastump

hmm… maybe Sakuya and Youmu should get in on this nonsense too

Yes! A union! I’ve had enough of people bossing me around! Watcha say, @udongesuggestions? Wanna join forces with the other ones too?

dastump

yes yes, good choice. i’ve even got a name set up for you. it’s called the “Angry Servant Syndicate”

Angry Servant Syndicate…!

Angry Servant Syndicate!

Komachi, Reisen, please calm down. I highly doubt that establishing a union will ever solve anything, especially considering how you two behave.

#for reasons that are not me making a bag of popcorn #of course not

no, no, let them, just...wait for...three minutes, or so

It's amazing how the Scarlet Devil Mansion manages to remain completely cool despite the dreadful summers.

I wonder how they do it?

We are now re-infiltrating the mansion to find out. The head maid never took away our outfits from when we were kicked out last, so hopefully we can simply blend in with the other fairy maids while we look for why the mansion is so cool..

patchesuggestions

Or... you know... you could've asked me.

lol imagine not having air conditioners

We're on a quest to find how how strawberry milk is made through extreme trial and error.

Pepto Bismol.

What us "Pepto Bismol"? I dont think we have that in Gensokyo..

It’s pink. Strawberry milk is pink. Naturally you mix Pepto with Milk to make Strawberry Milk. Eirin might have some? Might be able to get you some tho.

We're on a quest to find how how strawberry milk is made through extreme trial and error.

Pepto Bismol.

#not-a-suggestion

“wuh happen?” I had to go. My people needed me.

I filed a complaint to the manager of Gensokyo, however, I am still awaiting a response…

Whats wrong that needs filing?

Well, first and foremost, the violent acts of the Hakurei shrine maiden needs to stop - yes, it is an efficient way to solve incidents. However, beating everyone in sight is definitely not necessary, nor a requirement. Furthermore, being the Hakurei shrine maiden is not an excuse to be overtly aggressive towards the inhabitants of Gensokyo.

I agree, the red maiden is much too mean! You do something that isn’t even that bad to her and she goes off the handle…

We are also going to write a ‘letter’ to this so called manager person.

Indeed, dear fairy! Terrorizing yokai in the name of the Hakurei is improper, and I will not stand for it.

lettysuggests

Isn’t Reimu technically the manager of Gensokyo though?

Ultimately, the manager of Gensokyo is Yukari Yakumo, the boundary yokai. Reimu is but the enforcer. However, many consider her to be the primary manager instead of Yukari Yakumo. I wonder why, maybe it is because of her barbarous nature when it comes to solving incidents?

I mean, I don’t exactly remember Yukari trying to stop me to any capacity when I was going to unknowingly destroy Gensokyo, so. Reimu gets to be manager, I guess

byakurensuggests

Remember to always wash your hands!

suwakosuggestions

Bathe in a lake

kanakosuggestions

Drink water you know for a fact is clean. Not like me. B l e c h....

suwakosuggestions

....ew kanako

Buy plenty of Gamer Girl Bath Water to drink, that’s clearly the lesson to be learned here.

Wash your hands with soupy water.

Sappy water, actually.

tewisuggestions

salty water, ya dumdum

Oh, wait no, no I think we’ve all been idiots here.

It’s actually supposed to be Soggy Wafers, yeah, those. Definitely.

Soggy with syrup? Wont that make them sticky?

#definitely not a suggestion #Alternatively you could use nice boiling hot hand sanitizer or smth I guess

Nononono, you see you make the wafers with syrup, it’s going to be soggy because of the milk

Wash your hands with soupy water.

Sappy water, actually.

tewisuggestions

salty water, ya dumdum

Oh, wait no, no I think we’ve all been idiots here.

It’s actually supposed to be Soggy Wafers, yeah, those. Definitely.

Wash your hands with soupy water.

Sappy water, actually.

Well, since none of you are going to accept the truth that I, Kasen Ibaraki, the mountain hermit, am speaking… then I have to resort to a different tactic. Yes. You are all right. I am indeed an oni. A dangerous, cunning oni. Hiding in plain sight. Bla bla bla.

tepachesakura

It was pretty obvious

Pretty obvious?

Literally you could not possibly be any more obvious

kanakosuggestions

CARAMELLDANSEN IS A GOOD SONG

Stupid lying bitch

raccoonrobot

no anon is right

kanakosuggestions

Okay, lemme ask you, have you had your asshole roommate blast it at 2 in the fucking morning when you have an exam due and you were already extremely nervous over it?