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@notanonisuggestions
So, I figured out how to make my own ability work, but... I don't know how to turn it off? I thought I could come to you for advise considering sage status means you know what you're doing but how can I stop powdering everything I touch?
Close your eyes and imagine a switch. Now, turn off that switch. Open your eyes, and your problem should be no more.
I found a cute cat outside my house
Here is a photograph of the cat:
I found a cute cat outside my house
Do NOT, I said NOT, throw beans at me! For hermit’s sake! I swear on my proper hermit ways that I WILL obliterate anyone who throw beans at me!!!
*throws beans at you anyways*
Ah… ! A worthy opponent!
Silence, oni *throws more beans*
ARGH… ! FIGHT ME FAIR AND SQUARE, FLOWER LADY!
I said silence, oni.
*keeps throwing beans*
Ms. Kazami, please shop throwing beans. It is not a polite thing to do :)
Thank you for the beans, ms. Kazami :)
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
Oh, no… Quick, someone hold her down while I get Tenshi!
And you are…?
Eep! U-um, I’m Reimu Hakurei! I’m a shrine maiden! Delighted to meet you, Miss…?
Liar! I have battled the great Hakurei shrine maiden! You are NOT her!
All right, you got me… My true identity is, um.
(Come on, there’s got to be something she could buy. Someone blonde and short, dressed in black and white… Oh, of course!)
I’m Rumia, the youkai of the dusk! Behold how widely I can spread my arms! Who are you, then?
I see! Come fight me, darkness youkai!
Is that so~?
(Oh, great, I have to do darkness now… At least I memorised some of her spell-cards.)
Try this one on for size! Night Sign: Night Bird!
You call THAT darkness? Pathetic!
Hmph… I’d like to see you do better!
Ah, hello Ms. Kirisame. Why are you impersonating Rumia?
Wha- huh-?! Kasen, you were just…! You’d gone berserk! I was trying to stall you until Tenshi got here.
Ms. Kirisame, you know that it is not nice to lie, and, as far as I have been told, the yama have informed you about this as well.
Not nice… to lie? Kasen, your arm took over your body again! I’m not lying!
Ms. Kirisame! Please, stop lying, or else the yama may actually cut out your tongue. You do not want that, correct?
(getting close to the end of her tether) Don’t you dare call me a liar when I’m not lying! Your arm turned you crazy, I pretended to be Rumia because it seemed like a good idea, and that’s the truth! I don’t care whether you believe me or not, it’s true! I might just cut out your tongue if you don’t stop being a prick about it.
Very well. If you refuse to listen, then I am afraid we have to settle this the hard way - with a danmaku battle! Prepare yourself, Ms. Kirisame! Wrap Sign “Prosthetic Arm Proteus”
Eeyipe!
Marisa was prepared for a fight, but the bullets come a lot faster than she was expecting. She weaves and dodges through them, narrowly avoiding quite a few hits, and gets onto her broom as soon as she sees an opportunity.
I hope you’re ready for some sense knocked into you, Kasen! Love Storm: Starlight Typhoon!
Ms. Kirisame, the one who is in need of a beating is you, not I!
Dragon Sign “Dragon’s Growl”
If you just wanna shout spell-card names without narrating an actual fight, fine! Love Sign: Non-Directional Laser!
Gh…!
Hawk Sign “Hawk Beacon”
Ha! You think that’s gonna be enough to- Aaaaugh! Ow! Pain! Aargh…
Right, you’re asking for it! Magicannon: Final Spark!
Ah… !!
… Very well, Ms. Kirisame, since you are so persistent about convincing me to believe your antics… I still refuse to believe your lies, however, I will try my best to sound like I do, at this very moment, that is. Say, shall we discuss this entire ordeal over some delicious dango and tea?
All right, but dango? Come on, the price for patronising me is at least a slice of chocolate cake! Or lemon cheesecake.
... Alright, I will give you your much-desired lemon cheesecake.
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
Oh, no… Quick, someone hold her down while I get Tenshi!
And you are…?
Eep! U-um, I’m Reimu Hakurei! I’m a shrine maiden! Delighted to meet you, Miss…?
Liar! I have battled the great Hakurei shrine maiden! You are NOT her!
All right, you got me… My true identity is, um.
(Come on, there’s got to be something she could buy. Someone blonde and short, dressed in black and white… Oh, of course!)
I’m Rumia, the youkai of the dusk! Behold how widely I can spread my arms! Who are you, then?
I see! Come fight me, darkness youkai!
Is that so~?
(Oh, great, I have to do darkness now… At least I memorised some of her spell-cards.)
Try this one on for size! Night Sign: Night Bird!
You call THAT darkness? Pathetic!
Hmph… I’d like to see you do better!
Ah, hello Ms. Kirisame. Why are you impersonating Rumia?
Wha- huh-?! Kasen, you were just…! You’d gone berserk! I was trying to stall you until Tenshi got here.
Ms. Kirisame, you know that it is not nice to lie, and, as far as I have been told, the yama have informed you about this as well.
Not nice… to lie? Kasen, your arm took over your body again! I’m not lying!
Ms. Kirisame! Please, stop lying, or else the yama may actually cut out your tongue. You do not want that, correct?
(getting close to the end of her tether) Don’t you dare call me a liar when I’m not lying! Your arm turned you crazy, I pretended to be Rumia because it seemed like a good idea, and that’s the truth! I don’t care whether you believe me or not, it’s true! I might just cut out your tongue if you don’t stop being a prick about it.
Very well. If you refuse to listen, then I am afraid we have to settle this the hard way - with a danmaku battle! Prepare yourself, Ms. Kirisame! Wrap Sign “Prosthetic Arm Proteus”
Eeyipe!
Marisa was prepared for a fight, but the bullets come a lot faster than she was expecting. She weaves and dodges through them, narrowly avoiding quite a few hits, and gets onto her broom as soon as she sees an opportunity.
I hope you’re ready for some sense knocked into you, Kasen! Love Storm: Starlight Typhoon!
Ms. Kirisame, the one who is in need of a beating is you, not I!
Dragon Sign “Dragon’s Growl”
If you just wanna shout spell-card names without narrating an actual fight, fine! Love Sign: Non-Directional Laser!
Gh…!
Hawk Sign “Hawk Beacon”
Ha! You think that’s gonna be enough to- Aaaaugh! Ow! Pain! Aargh…
Right, you’re asking for it! Magicannon: Final Spark!
Ah... !!
... Very well, Ms. Kirisame, since you are so persistent about convincing me to believe your antics... I still refuse to believe your lies, however, I will try my best to sound like I do, at this very moment, that is. Say, shall we discuss this entire ordeal over some delicious dango and tea?
Hello, Suika. What do you want?
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
Oh, no… Quick, someone hold her down while I get Tenshi!
And you are…?
Eep! U-um, I’m Reimu Hakurei! I’m a shrine maiden! Delighted to meet you, Miss…?
Liar! I have battled the great Hakurei shrine maiden! You are NOT her!
All right, you got me… My true identity is, um.
(Come on, there’s got to be something she could buy. Someone blonde and short, dressed in black and white… Oh, of course!)
I’m Rumia, the youkai of the dusk! Behold how widely I can spread my arms! Who are you, then?
I see! Come fight me, darkness youkai!
Is that so~?
(Oh, great, I have to do darkness now… At least I memorised some of her spell-cards.)
Try this one on for size! Night Sign: Night Bird!
You call THAT darkness? Pathetic!
Hmph… I’d like to see you do better!
Ah, hello Ms. Kirisame. Why are you impersonating Rumia?
Wha- huh-?! Kasen, you were just…! You’d gone berserk! I was trying to stall you until Tenshi got here.
Ms. Kirisame, you know that it is not nice to lie, and, as far as I have been told, the yama have informed you about this as well.
Not nice… to lie? Kasen, your arm took over your body again! I’m not lying!
Ms. Kirisame! Please, stop lying, or else the yama may actually cut out your tongue. You do not want that, correct?
(getting close to the end of her tether) Don’t you dare call me a liar when I’m not lying! Your arm turned you crazy, I pretended to be Rumia because it seemed like a good idea, and that’s the truth! I don’t care whether you believe me or not, it’s true! I might just cut out your tongue if you don’t stop being a prick about it.
Very well. If you refuse to listen, then I am afraid we have to settle this the hard way - with a danmaku battle! Prepare yourself, Ms. Kirisame! Wrap Sign “Prosthetic Arm Proteus”
Eeyipe!
Marisa was prepared for a fight, but the bullets come a lot faster than she was expecting. She weaves and dodges through them, narrowly avoiding quite a few hits, and gets onto her broom as soon as she sees an opportunity.
I hope you’re ready for some sense knocked into you, Kasen! Love Storm: Starlight Typhoon!
Ms. Kirisame, the one who is in need of a beating is you, not I!
Dragon Sign “Dragon’s Growl”
If you just wanna shout spell-card names without narrating an actual fight, fine! Love Sign: Non-Directional Laser!
Gh...!
Hawk Sign "Hawk Beacon"
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
Oh, no… Quick, someone hold her down while I get Tenshi!
And you are…?
Eep! U-um, I’m Reimu Hakurei! I’m a shrine maiden! Delighted to meet you, Miss…?
Liar! I have battled the great Hakurei shrine maiden! You are NOT her!
All right, you got me… My true identity is, um.
(Come on, there’s got to be something she could buy. Someone blonde and short, dressed in black and white… Oh, of course!)
I’m Rumia, the youkai of the dusk! Behold how widely I can spread my arms! Who are you, then?
I see! Come fight me, darkness youkai!
Is that so~?
(Oh, great, I have to do darkness now… At least I memorised some of her spell-cards.)
Try this one on for size! Night Sign: Night Bird!
You call THAT darkness? Pathetic!
Hmph… I’d like to see you do better!
Ah, hello Ms. Kirisame. Why are you impersonating Rumia?
Wha- huh-?! Kasen, you were just…! You’d gone berserk! I was trying to stall you until Tenshi got here.
Ms. Kirisame, you know that it is not nice to lie, and, as far as I have been told, the yama have informed you about this as well.
Not nice… to lie? Kasen, your arm took over your body again! I’m not lying!
Ms. Kirisame! Please, stop lying, or else the yama may actually cut out your tongue. You do not want that, correct?
(getting close to the end of her tether) Don’t you dare call me a liar when I’m not lying! Your arm turned you crazy, I pretended to be Rumia because it seemed like a good idea, and that’s the truth! I don’t care whether you believe me or not, it’s true! I might just cut out your tongue if you don’t stop being a prick about it.
Very well. If you refuse to listen, then I am afraid we have to settle this the hard way - with a danmaku battle! Prepare yourself, Ms. Kirisame! Wrap Sign “Prosthetic Arm Proteus”
Eeyipe!
Marisa was prepared for a fight, but the bullets come a lot faster than she was expecting. She weaves and dodges through them, narrowly avoiding quite a few hits, and gets onto her broom as soon as she sees an opportunity.
I hope you’re ready for some sense knocked into you, Kasen! Love Storm: Starlight Typhoon!
Ms. Kirisame, the one who is in need of a beating is you, not I!
Dragon Sign "Dragon's Growl”
i can't believe totally regular human Kasen is hecking dead, totally murdered by oni kasen
I am right here...
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
Oh, no… Quick, someone hold her down while I get Tenshi!
And you are…?
Eep! U-um, I’m Reimu Hakurei! I’m a shrine maiden! Delighted to meet you, Miss…?
Liar! I have battled the great Hakurei shrine maiden! You are NOT her!
All right, you got me… My true identity is, um.
(Come on, there’s got to be something she could buy. Someone blonde and short, dressed in black and white… Oh, of course!)
I’m Rumia, the youkai of the dusk! Behold how widely I can spread my arms! Who are you, then?
I see! Come fight me, darkness youkai!
Is that so~?
(Oh, great, I have to do darkness now… At least I memorised some of her spell-cards.)
Try this one on for size! Night Sign: Night Bird!
You call THAT darkness? Pathetic!
Hmph… I’d like to see you do better!
Ah, hello Ms. Kirisame. Why are you impersonating Rumia?
Wha- huh-?! Kasen, you were just…! You’d gone berserk! I was trying to stall you until Tenshi got here.
Ms. Kirisame, you know that it is not nice to lie, and, as far as I have been told, the yama have informed you about this as well.
Not nice… to lie? Kasen, your arm took over your body again! I’m not lying!
Ms. Kirisame! Please, stop lying, or else the yama may actually cut out your tongue. You do not want that, correct?
(getting close to the end of her tether) Don’t you dare call me a liar when I’m not lying! Your arm turned you crazy, I pretended to be Rumia because it seemed like a good idea, and that’s the truth! I don’t care whether you believe me or not, it’s true! I might just cut out your tongue if you don’t stop being a prick about it.
Very well. If you refuse to listen, then I am afraid we have to settle this the hard way - with a danmaku battle! Prepare yourself, Ms. Kirisame! Wrap Sign "Prosthetic Arm Proteus"
Do NOT, I said NOT, throw beans at me! For hermit’s sake! I swear on my proper hermit ways that I WILL obliterate anyone who throw beans at me!!!
*throws beans at you anyways*
Ah… ! A worthy opponent!
Silence, oni *throws more beans*
ARGH… ! FIGHT ME FAIR AND SQUARE, FLOWER LADY!
I said silence, oni.
*keeps throwing beans*
Ms. Kazami, please stop throwing beans. It is not a polite thing to do :)
sage dragon by jellycat
So, Kasen... are you not going to address the whole Ibaraki Douji thing???
Ms. Kirisame, is this you again? As I have said multiple times now, please stop.
*is still holding the coffee beans at the top of a stepladder, and due to boredom, has begun eating said coffee beans*
Well, suit yourself, Anon.
Denizens of Tumblr! Fear me, for I, Ibaraki Douji’s Arm, have taken over Kasen’s account!
My first suggestion to all of you is to be EVIL! Muahahahahaha!!!
Oh, no… Quick, someone hold her down while I get Tenshi!
And you are…?
Eep! U-um, I’m Reimu Hakurei! I’m a shrine maiden! Delighted to meet you, Miss…?
Liar! I have battled the great Hakurei shrine maiden! You are NOT her!
All right, you got me… My true identity is, um.
(Come on, there’s got to be something she could buy. Someone blonde and short, dressed in black and white… Oh, of course!)
I’m Rumia, the youkai of the dusk! Behold how widely I can spread my arms! Who are you, then?
I see! Come fight me, darkness youkai!
Is that so~?
(Oh, great, I have to do darkness now… At least I memorised some of her spell-cards.)
Try this one on for size! Night Sign: Night Bird!
You call THAT darkness? Pathetic!
Hmph… I’d like to see you do better!
Ah, hello Ms. Kirisame. Why are you impersonating Rumia?
Wha- huh-?! Kasen, you were just…! You’d gone berserk! I was trying to stall you until Tenshi got here.
Ms. Kirisame, you know that it is not nice to lie, and, as far as I have been told, the yama have informed you about this as well.
Not nice… to lie? Kasen, your arm took over your body again! I’m not lying!
Ms. Kirisame! Please, stop lying, or else the yama may actually cut out your tongue. You do not want that, correct?
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