EVIL YUMES

EVIL YUMESHIPPER CENTRAL

[evilyumes]

WELCOME TO EVIL YUMES! THE EVIL YUME CENTRAL!

This is a place for yume/selfshippers who have more complicated relationships and those whose "cute imagines" don't rlly apply to! We're comically evil... CURRENTLY ONE MOD: MOD 🐾 | HE/HIM

MOD 🐶 | IT/HE (former)

WHAT GOES ON ON EVIL YUMES? EVIL Ask games, Imagines, Confessions, silly posts. Basically anything you can think of. WHO IS ALLOWED ON HERE? This blog might have more adult content, so follow at your own discretion. Update: I actually dgaf who follows, just don’t put talk of illegal relationships in tags or actual confessions. Mod has moral OCD and is bothered by that. So long as you keep all your stuff on your own blog I’m not studying any of my followers.

[nebbyselfships]

How to explain to harry potter selfshippers that they are doing the selfship equivalent to dating a conservative because they "don't see politics"

[nebbyselfships]

THIS IS EXACTLY IT. Thank you so much prev for these tags

[scaryselfship]

imagine pour water on your fo

[evilyumes]

imagine taking your ex-FO to court over belongings / custody law

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imagine getting a bad grade on an assignment so you make F/O hype you up but they start to piss you off and you just end up beating them instead

[evilyumes]

danganronpa execution on f/o

imagine

[evilyumes]

f/o has soft stomach?? PINCH!! SLAP!!!

BITE!!!!

HEAR THEIR CRIES OF PAIN

yes

[evilyumes]

bonking my f/o w a metal pipe and sending him to the silly white rubber room when he gets angry or annnoyed :3

yeah whatever yall can imagin this i guess

[evilyumes]

imagine f/o biting your lip off after a kiss...

my gf does this !!!! (<-dramatic)

[evilyumes]

Tried to send this one before but Tumblr glitched so idk if you got it or not, sorry if it's been sent twice 😞

Anyways imagine dismembering f/o that has a healing factor/fast regeneration just to see what happens next. Would everything get put back together, would they regrow it all or would they do like. Tomie-style mitosis. Where EVERY part just starts regrowing to form more f/os.

(i finished reading Tomie recently and am now wondering this about one of my platonic f/os, sooooo everyone else has to be subjected to this thought. Sorry)

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[evilyumes]

Stands stoically in a gentle breeze staring into the setting sun. I can forcefem any f/o.

yes you can

[evilyumes]

imagine shrinking down f/o and putting them in a jar

this gotta be insane if there’s someone on this blog who’s f/o is rainbow dash

[evilyumes]

my f/o sucks and i hate him and we beat each other up every day. It’s true love

#romance

[evilyumes]

human f/o provides vampire s/i enrichment by letting me hunt him for sport

mmmmmm hunting 🤤

[evilyumes]

Grounding your child f/o

imagine

[evilyumes]

chomping on f/o’s hair and tugging at it until he cries

imagine

[evilyumes]

Imagine building bombs with f/o (it's their favorite hobby)

Love wins