.i fucked the alien

.summer .19 .he/any .most all the best card is you

[summerhighlandfalls]

Kofi

Bluesky

[summerhighlandfalls]

I do you one worse - I thought you and mushroom are the same person for a solid while.

This is tickling me greatly. Not the last time I checked….

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[iphigeniacomplex]

as a feminist and fujoshi for heterosexuality, it is my belief that the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing a generation that the most interesting fictional m/f dynamic (and maybe even the one which is most respectful to women) is one where an interesting woman is fucking a boring and skittish baby man who is obsessed with her as a concept. and they’ll say she’s pegging him but what they mean is that she orders for him in restaurants and maybe, like, wears winged eyeliner. you aren’t even actually letting this fictional woman dominate this fictional man you’re just gesturing at the idea because you have misogynistic ideas around “active” vs “passive” sexual roles and what they say about a person’s moral behavior. how are we meant to get out of this patriarchy if you can’t even envision that woman from your shows having fulfilling sex with someone she is attracted to.

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[summerhighlandfalls]

Official announcement- me and @mushroomflowerss are NOT in a romantic relationship we’re just two friends with a sex pact, which is normal. Anyway. You guys know me, if I had a romantic partner I’d never shut the fuck up about it. Neither of us feel at all threatened by other people hitting on us due to the fact that we are not in an exclusive relationship and that’s not really a problem for us

[summerhighlandfalls]

standing commitments… hm… then i shall respectfully step back </3

-the anon who thinks you’re hot

Nah it’s not like that LMAO we aren’t in a romantic relationship, feel free to keep stroking my ego hahah

[lumi-lex]

prev is ____ coded

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Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[summerhighlandfalls]

It’s like not even possible to play the bass anymore on account of the best bass ever played was in Rubberband Man by the spinners. You’re not going to get any better than that. Hey yall prepare yourself

[summerhighlandfalls]

cuz when we're franning and mayaing we're franmayaing

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Wow

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[summerhighlandfalls]

Mainer gumshoe

[summerhighlandfalls]

Pairs well with a nice serving of Boston Kristoph

[summerhighlandfalls]

Mainer gumshoe

[misophonie]

what if i told uou we could have so much more you and i

[summerhighlandfalls]

I think the hardest part about having a relatively big nose is how often I accidentally dip it in drinks. Or how the bridge of my nose is perfectly positioned to hit against the top rim of wine glasses which makes drinking wine really annoying which is hard because I am a white wine lover. You really don’t think about how inconvenient it is that our drinking apparatus is right below our breathing apparatus until they’re all up in each others business making shit hard for you