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[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[summerhighlandfalls]

It’s like not even possible to play the bass anymore on account of the best bass ever played was in Rubberband Man by the spinners. You’re not going to get any better than that. Hey yall prepare yourself

[summerhighlandfalls]

cuz when we're franning and mayaing we're franmayaing

[summerhighlandfalls]

Wow

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[summerhighlandfalls]

Mainer gumshoe

[summerhighlandfalls]

Pairs well with a nice serving of Boston Kristoph

[summerhighlandfalls]

Mainer gumshoe

[misophonie]

what if i told uou we could have so much more you and i

[summerhighlandfalls]

I think the hardest part about having a relatively big nose is how often I accidentally dip it in drinks. Or how the bridge of my nose is perfectly positioned to hit against the top rim of wine glasses which makes drinking wine really annoying which is hard because I am a white wine lover. You really don’t think about how inconvenient it is that our drinking apparatus is right below our breathing apparatus until they’re all up in each others business making shit hard for you

[ripkushinamilf-deactivated20230]

12 yr old ed writing a letter bragging to winry about how easy the exam was for him with his Very Obviously Twelve Years Old handwriting made me experience some emotions

[ripkushinamilf-deactivated20230]

AAAA

[hychlorions]

NO FACKING WAYYYYY

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

[qcharlie]

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[originalitysquared]

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

[earthmovers]

you know that in the like, real world people talked about those things Extensively right? you may not know this but things happen outside of your white supremacist pop star fandom echo chamber

[summerhighlandfalls]

STANDING RESERVATION

I know I come across like I’m always doing a bit but I’m actually being serious about this one. It’s just that plane tickets are upwards of 800 usd even if you book a year out

[ciderjacks]

This canker sore does not define me

[ciderjacks]

I— nnh. Ngggghhhhhhh. *my eyes turn red as the canker sore takes over my mind* NNGHGHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA A A AA AAAAAAAAAUGUHHHHUHHGHHHH RRRRAAAGHHHHGHHHHHHH . *punches my head until my eyes return to normal* haaa. Haaaah. Look at what you made me do….