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“gay son or thot daughter” gayter. i can’t spell.

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hello beloveds<3 reblog with your favorite flower (+ tell me why) if you have one !! more people should have favorite flowers:) as a bonus add a pretty picture of it

#yeah i like a lot of flowers #pretty :)

Cardinal flower, bc I think they're neat :) and humming birds like them!

Or the specific type of larkspur that grows in my yard because it's plentiful, pretty and bees like it.

Or great blue lobelia, looks neat.

Or false sunflowers, just cute lads.

Or prairie lily, or Michigan Lily or-

The whole new Edward blood consumption arc is so funny to me bc I've decided pneira thinks vampirism is like really hot. Thanks.

This is extra funny because all the blood consumption has been so NOT hot. Like last time Edward tried to take some vials of blood he dropped a few.

Ed: *swiping some blood off the ground with his finger, licking it, getting possessed and goes feral*

Pneria: "oh I'm going to do terrible things to that man"

#DnD #edpneria

#The only way the two would have proper communication #only way they'd get the job done

Forgive my degeneracy edpneira nation but sex w the mind control potion kinda kinky.

On the phone with my friend

"Theres a long list of people including Hitler and Joseph Stalin who are more mentally stable than you."

OH

#why did i have to find this game before release #its so pretty #curved roads? crazy talk #manor lords #i can make cute little villages #or kill people ig

This phone call ended with me making a r34 joke and then "what's that" and then desperately trying to change to subject

#Hetalia be like

Gridless city builders my beloved <3

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#silly guys #many

I have to write a resume for a job fair tomorrow and I'm dying.

What am I supposed to put in the skills section, that I know what a flower is??

#Hi i worked at Hy-Vee for two years pls hire me to do conservation work #yup thats a flower alright #I should stop procrastinating

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anyways, happy out of touch Thursday/21st night of September crossover event everyone.

the rain will fix me

#me eating my stolen dining hall pasta at 11pm

this pasta will fix me

Can somebody explain to me what Fiona and cake is to adventure time? I haven't watched either and don't rlly plan on it (probably will it looks awesome) so go crazy with spoilers.

Like an alternate universe?? I thought marshall and Prince bubblegum weren't humans or ar. What? How. Is Simon in this one or no I. Hello.