I'll punch a bee I don't give a fuck

31 | PhD Haver Video games and shit that makes me laugh at two in the morning. My loves are Alistair Theirin, Gabriel Reyes, Emmrich Volkarin, and Raistlin Majere.

[tabloidsores]

Yes chef, basically what I've done here is taken spaghetti bolognese and made a sick and twisted inversion of it; a dark mirror to everything it stands for

[zipstick]

friends... romans... cuntymen

[artmialma]

Ivan Pokidyshev (born in 1993)

[afloweroutofstone]

>landlord of my building changes >new online portal for paying rent >required to set up an account with Bilt Inc. >Bilt will add $10 a month to my rent if I pay it using my debit card >look for ways to avoid this fee by paying directly through my bank account >required to set up an extra account with Plaid Inc. >Plaid demands the password to my bank account (!!!!!!!) to connect, after which their terms of service will allow them to monitor all of my financial activity and sell that data to the highest bidder >look for a way to set up my account through a regular ACH process without taking this massive security risk >download the Bilt app on my phone because it's the only way to directly contact their help desk >realize that the Bilt app has an ACH option for connecting my bank account that is available on the app but completely unavailable on their web portal (illegal?) >finally enter my routing and account numbers like a normal human being >app still tries to redirect me towards giving away my bank account password >avoid this again >Congratulations! Your account has been set up! >doomed to a future of both email and physical mail spam from Bilt trying to pressure me into a Bilt Rewards credit card that allows me to earn 4% of my spending back in Bilt Cash that can be redeemed at qualifying establishments, terms and conditions apply >this is considered an efficient mechanism for transferring money between two accounts

Nuke the entire financial industry.

[cyberneticdryad]

Their set up is awful. My favourite was when they had to send me a notice two months after my complex switched to them to tell me they lost my data.

[summerintevinter]

This happened to my apartment so I ordered a checkbook and have been using that ever since (luckily they accept that)

[juicywizarcl]

Minthara, my mean and evil wife. I used John Singer Sargent portraits as a reference in addition to the Disco Elysium ones :) Other BG3 portraits: Astarion | Karlach | Tav

[zuzartii]

I hope every single person who puts nice comments in tags under reblogged art knows that you you guys are the backbone of society. Being an artist online sucks these days, but here on tumblr I still get compliments under artworks that I made years ago. I hope you know every WOW and heart emoji and heartfelt compliment and funny comment you left in the tags is part of the reason I kept drawing all these years, in spite of everything that was going on.

I've been screenshotting the nice tags I get for years, and at this point it would be literal thousands of lines if I still had my old files. I love u tumblr users <333333333

[brightgoat]

This 100% I read as many tags as I can and it's very encouraging!! Sometimes when I have a bad day I look through them again just to cheer myself up haha

[chirun-i]

[za-ra-h]

Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men.

Katar (he/they), new character for a new TTRPG system.

[juliedillon]

"Ministrations," part 3 of my king/knight illustration series 😁

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

[juicywizarcl]

Finished Karlach's disco elysium portrait. I took some liberties with the dialogue for the fake screenshot to make the text fit but i feel the spirit of the interaction remains. Other BG3 portraits: Astarion | Tav

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[sempiternalzine]

Sempiternal is for lovers of all things Lich! From phylacteries and tomes to the liches themselves. Join us in celebrating their eternal beauty (or horror). 💀Interest Check opens 28th March! 💎Inaugural Theme: Bejewelled Saints 📇 More Info can be found at sempiternalzine.carrd.co

[sempiternalzine]

Reminder that the interest check for our first lich zine drops soon! Whether you are interested in liches, their lore or the objects they wield, join is celebrating them in all their undead glory!

💀Interest Check opens 28th March!

💎Inaugural Theme: Bejewelled Saints

📇 More info can be found at sempiternalzine.carrd.co

[apolladay]

Did your job exist one thousand years ago? Disregard changes in technology (i.e. doctors existed even if they didn't practice medicine the same way as today)

Yes

No, but there was a earlier/similar version of it

No, my job isn't analogous to anything that existed 1000 years ago

Unemployed

Voting ended onApr 1

[summerintevinter]

I don’t care how well the lyrics fit I am not putting a sad boy with an acoustic guitar on my astarion playlist

[tadporridge]

biologist from southern reach they could never make me hate you

urghh attempting to draw her non-glooped form because there's something else i want to make with her...

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Which order would you recommend checking out "Project Hail Mary"?

Read the book, then watch the movie

Watch the movie, then read the book

Only watch the movie

Only read the book

Neither are worth it

I haven't seen or read it

Voting ended onMar 30